Brian

Luke's waging his own solo war.

Exactly.

Well, so there's this game called Ark Raiders that I play a lot.

I don't know if anybody listening knows about it, but the concept of it is that you do raids on the surface of a war torn earth that you fight big robots.

But there's also fellow humans that are like running around and you can talk to them.

Like if their character gets close to you, you can talk to them.

They can talk to you.

um and you have the choice like you can make teams you can you can make deals with them or you can just fucking blast them and but when you when you blast somebody they don't die immediately they get down on all fours and like they can't do anything and they're like they're that way for a while they're like crawling around and uh you can save them or you can kill them and i've gotten to a point where now

I do that to everybody.

I don't make any deals off the bit because too many people lie.

And then I ask them, I'm like, how do you feel about Donald Trump?

What do you think about ICE?

And if they answer right, there's an item called a defibrillator that brings them back to life.

And I bring them gifts.

I'm like, here's something nice for you for being a good person.

And if they answer wrong, which happens frequently, I...

verbally berate them for as long as humanly possible i mean just fucking 20 minutes or longer and the only reason is because i don't want them to feel safe in spaces like they shouldn't you shouldn't get to come home from work and be like all right i'm gonna get on video games i'm gonna yell slurs and nothing's gonna happen now i'm gonna make you waste your 20 minutes dumb fuck you've got you got home from your medial construction job and you wanted to get on the internet and say slurs and now you're fucking 20 minutes wasted

Congratulations, dumbass.

Oh, they fucked around, all right.

It's always so funny, too.