Brian

Anyway, Bert goes on there and he says that his doctor did a series of tests.

And that series of tests basically told him, you are not in good shape, buddy.

And you got to stop drinking and you got to stop smoking and you got to stop partying.

So, you know, Bert's whole shtick is basically getting drunk and taking off his shirt.

Now he's a comic.

He's got some punchlines in there, too.

But I can imagine when, you know, listen, you don't want to go out like John Candy or Chris Farley or any of those guys, John Belushi.

Or Andre the Giant.

Andre the Giant drank 112 beers one time.

It was like confirmed, 112 beers.

Oh, really?

Oh, Andre the Giant was a bad alcoholic.

Bad alcoholic.

But the problem was, the challenge for him was he just looked like an alcoholic to the rest of the room because he was 10 feet tall and 1,000 pounds.

Oh, yeah, he was huge.

But he also had so many problems, like, you know... Well, physical problems.

Physical problems.

He was a giant.

And people aren't supposed to be built like that.

And, you know, when he was making that movie, Princess Bride... I loved that.