Bridget Phetasy

So you can pay and then plug in a phone number?

Yeah, let's do that.

Let's track Jamie all day long.

Let's see which massage parlor Jamie's going to to get that.

We can pick someone.

Happy ending.

I mean, for real, but that's creepy because then they just have to find your phone number, Jamie, and they'll know what your route is based on ad tracking data, which is crazy.

That seems like a huge security liability.

this is fucking creepy I don't want to know that you're like in your luteal phase or whatever and I have to be nice to you and it like gives him tips like she would like oh no not tips you know what would be great though if you had like a real female heavy government

And, you know, they would all have coinciding menstrual cycles if they all work together all the time.

And then you could, like, get all their data and figure out exactly when this shit is about to hit the fan.

And you could, like, run the stock market that way.

You could, like, make bets.

Because when this shit's going to hit the fan, they're going to be fucking angry.

Things are going to go sideways.

You're going to have a dip in productivity.

You're going to have people resigning.

Something's going to go wrong.

What do they want from them?

But here's my question.