Bridget Phetasy

Why do they always call them conspiracy theorists? Because they're assholes.

Why do they always call them conspiracy theorists? Because they're assholes.

And what do they think the face is? Just like a giant stuck in the Martian surface?

And what do they think the face is? Just like a giant stuck in the Martian surface?

And what do they think the face is? Just like a giant stuck in the Martian surface?

There was like a civilization there? Yes.

There was like a civilization there? Yes.

There was like a civilization there? Yes.

Oh. What about the moons of Jupiter?

Oh. What about the moons of Jupiter?

Oh. What about the moons of Jupiter?

Are you joking about all this stuff?

Are you joking about all this stuff?

Are you joking about all this stuff?

No, I mean, like, are you joking about it on stage?

No, I mean, like, are you joking about it on stage?

No, I mean, like, are you joking about it on stage?

Yeah, no, it's not appealing to me at all. Some people, you watch these documentaries and they're like, I think of Mars like my second home and I want to go live there. I'm like, it sounds horrible.

Yeah, no, it's not appealing to me at all. Some people, you watch these documentaries and they're like, I think of Mars like my second home and I want to go live there. I'm like, it sounds horrible.

Yeah, no, it's not appealing to me at all. Some people, you watch these documentaries and they're like, I think of Mars like my second home and I want to go live there. I'm like, it sounds horrible.