Brittany Broski

and then i'll paraphrase it she's like no you said this and i'm like probably that's what happened that's why i remembered everything that happened when we met beyonce oh you're thank god for you i black out a lot it sucks it really does suck because of liquor and not liquor and not and just adrenaline i guess the testosterone pumping through my fucking body you know what i mean did you have a fun time partying in college caleb

You were in a fraternity?

What?

Really?

Yeah, you know.

That's shocking to me.

I had that sort of mental breakdown as well.

Did you do model UN?

No, I was dating in college for both of you.

I didn't date in college.

I fucked, I was fucking in college.

No one wanted to date me.

I remember texting one of my hookups who I was so in love with and I was like, do you want to get breakfast in the morning?

And he was like, busy.

It always made it worse.

I was like, he's rejecting me, I think he's the one.

I just need to try a little harder.

Are you lost?

That guy's talking to you, by the way.

It's Cooper.