Brittany Broski

All throughout college, I was fucking broke.

Even when I had jobs, I still felt like I was broke because I was barely making rent and all that.

You know what I do miss about college bars?

Because it felt expensive, but going, oh, my God, if we could go back.

Yeah.

Like a vodka cram being $4.

Girl.

I know.

I'm like, and close it, and close it, and close it, close the tab, close it.

Is there a water fountain around here somewhere?

I'll just drink from the fucking faucet in the bathroom.

That's how you get fucked up before you go.

Yep.

Get one drink, sip a nurse the whole night.

Everclear Gatorade.

dude the very first drink i ever got fucked up off was gin but we didn't know what to mix it with so we tried to mix it with orange juice hey don't that's horrible yeah and i why gin i'm like a 90 i'm in mad men like why am i john ham spherical ice cubes it's just one it's in my office it's 2 p.m on a monday okay that's why gin was the first time i ever got fucked up

We had a bar in College Station called Tipsy Turtle, and we used to do pickle shots.

And you could do a normal pickle shot or a spicy one where they would do pickle juice, vodka, and then a shot of Tabasco in it.

I would suck them pickles.

like it was water i mean like six seven eight tequila shots yes and then there was this other bar that would do and again this is like so not what a college student should be doing like drink the fucking handle of vodka and go out and yeah literally it was called a breakfast shot get into this