Brittany Broski

My purse is in there, all my stuff.

He's like, I'm going to go look for the guy who allegedly stamped your hand.

I'm like, okay, yeah, sounds good.

He turns around.

I just walked in.

period me thinking he can't see me I'm the biggest bitch in there I'm like Melman the giraffe behind everyone but there was this time we left and one of my girlfriends and I get fucked up it was just the two of us like like drinking all night fucking drinks all night

Absolutely trash.

This is not a good thing, but she said, I can drive home.

And I said, can you?

And I didn't live too far.

And she was like, no, I'm good, I'm good.

And she looked good, and I thought she was good.

So I was like, okay.

So I got in the car with her, and we're giving two guys a ride home too.

And so she's driving, and this is not a good thing, but drunk driving is pretty common in Hawaii.

I don't know why, but it's probably because everything is so close.

Not an excuse.

I didn't do it.

Anyways, we're driving away.

You go, don't do it, but we did it, and we had a blast.