Brittany Broski

I got out, walk over there.

Mind you, I'm like tits pushed up to my chest.

Like I'm literally in this like shortest shorts ever.

Fashion Nova fit.

I'm like, officer, nice to meet you.

And then he breathalyzes me.

Girl, I was 0.01.

I said, I hold alcohol like a tank.

and then i drove home drove drove through the drive-thru of taco bell picked up some food went home you and the homies in the back yeah and then i called my mom when i got home i said you'll never guess what happened to me tonight and the mom's like yeah those are your grandpa's jeans like my my grandpa because he can hold liquor like a champ bitch did you feel drunk though

I thought I did.

I mean, I think the adrenaline probably sobered me up more than anything.

But I was like, he's like, oh, you're like not even drunk at all.

And I was like, you're goddamn fucking right.

Free the homies.

Free my girl.

Yeah, she's like, okay, so I'm getting arrested, but here's what I need you to do, okay?

Lock in with me.

I need you to take my car so it doesn't get towed.

And I was like, what the fuck are you doing?

Can you hand me my lip gloss?