Britti-Bug

Good evening, criminals.

This is Brittybug and the Quirky Jester, here once again to remind you it is always crime o'clock here in the Triad.

We've got a lot of movers and shakers out there today.

Let's hear it for a cat named M who brought not one, not two, but three ore barges into port today.

Where were they supposed to go?

Who cares?

That's several metric tons of raw ore for us here at the Galaxy Brain.

What will we make with this ore?

Spoiler alert, it's weapons.

Also, let's hear it for JP the IT guy, whose credit siphoning scheme at Nathaniel Lee Industries finally paid off to the tune of 16 billion unassigned credits.

Let me repeat that.

That is 16 billion in funny money, my criminals.

We all doubted JP, but it turns out that being a huge nerd pays off.

JP will of course be spending his cut of the action on Naruto memorabilia.

No judgment, JP.

You do you.

Coming into the port right now is the SS They Paints.

The big they has been on a tear recently, raiding the rim runners and has the plasma burns to show for it.

Yes, they have been stealing from criminals, but remember, money is even more nice when it's stolen twice.

Isn't that right, Quirky Jester?