Brody Stevens

Just between me and you, here's a little secret.

The bad guy always wins.

Me killing you is perfect justification.

At Comic Patriot.

Thank you, guys.

So everyone's heard of that baseball analogy.

You know, like you get to first base, you kiss a girl, that dating analogy.

But when I was introduced to this analogy, I was a child, just a kid.

So in my mind, I knew more about baseball than dating.

So I thought to get to second base, I had to get a friend to go to first base so I could move to second.

And then I can't go back.

I'm stuck in this position, which isn't exactly the way I wanted to date as a child.

And then thinking, well, if I want to go home, I've got to get a stronger friend to bring all of us around.

And so this guy would have to hit at least a triple, maybe a home run.

And then when everyone else crosses home plate, I have to high-five everyone else as they cross the line.

Not fair.

The analogy should be football.

You go to the line, you check it out, you read the defense.

Is this a bump and run situation?

You go back, you check your slots.