Bronwyn Newport

There was dog shit in my house. But to be clear, they couldn't film it if it wasn't there.

There was dog shit in my house. But to be clear, they couldn't film it if it wasn't there.

No, me and my dogs do not utilize the floor as a restroom on a regular basis. No.

No, me and my dogs do not utilize the floor as a restroom on a regular basis. No.

No, me and my dogs do not utilize the floor as a restroom on a regular basis. No.

I pick it up so much I could tell you which cleaner works and which cleaner doesn't work. And in a way grosser vein, I can tell you which dog it is. Ooh.

I pick it up so much I could tell you which cleaner works and which cleaner doesn't work. And in a way grosser vein, I can tell you which dog it is. Ooh.

I pick it up so much I could tell you which cleaner works and which cleaner doesn't work. And in a way grosser vein, I can tell you which dog it is. Ooh.

My God.

My God.

My God.

Oh my gosh. So you just can't, you can't do anything because it'll always bite you in the ass later. When we got, we rescued our first dog and his name was Bo and he was this badass half, you know, boxer mix. And he just had this like gangly under by, you know, a little snaggle tooth. And he just was too tough to be a Bo.

Oh my gosh. So you just can't, you can't do anything because it'll always bite you in the ass later. When we got, we rescued our first dog and his name was Bo and he was this badass half, you know, boxer mix. And he just had this like gangly under by, you know, a little snaggle tooth. And he just was too tough to be a Bo.

Oh my gosh. So you just can't, you can't do anything because it'll always bite you in the ass later. When we got, we rescued our first dog and his name was Bo and he was this badass half, you know, boxer mix. And he just had this like gangly under by, you know, a little snaggle tooth. And he just was too tough to be a Bo.

And my husband loved House of Cards at the time, pre Kevin Spacey scandal.

And my husband loved House of Cards at the time, pre Kevin Spacey scandal.

And my husband loved House of Cards at the time, pre Kevin Spacey scandal.

Editors know Bronwyn did not know what was to come. Too late to change the dog's name. So we named him Francis. Yeah. And then he was really quirky. He had a lot of dog. He like was scared of other dogs and he'd been abused. And we lived in this condo in San Francisco and it was just this disaster trying to have him out and about on the street in San Francisco.

Editors know Bronwyn did not know what was to come. Too late to change the dog's name. So we named him Francis. Yeah. And then he was really quirky. He had a lot of dog. He like was scared of other dogs and he'd been abused. And we lived in this condo in San Francisco and it was just this disaster trying to have him out and about on the street in San Francisco.

Editors know Bronwyn did not know what was to come. Too late to change the dog's name. So we named him Francis. Yeah. And then he was really quirky. He had a lot of dog. He like was scared of other dogs and he'd been abused. And we lived in this condo in San Francisco and it was just this disaster trying to have him out and about on the street in San Francisco.