Brooke and Jeffrey Host

It's supposed to be soothing, and now former hairstylists are making double the money doing this instead.

Oh, my God.

And it looks like, you know, manicurists, too, like people who do nails.

See, the best part of my haircut is when they shampoo your head.

I mean, same.

I love that.

and the kiss too yeah i love that part of the haircut some people making 130 an hour doing this back scratching which is so stupid because you can get the same calming effect from a dog shock collar

Yeah, one of us is going to be soothed with 9,000 volts to the throat, and I can't wait to find out who it is with the shot caller question of the day.

I just hope our masseuse Jake has the hot wax ready.

So let's do it, Jake.

Always.

Today is National Poinsettia Day, where we celebrate the festive little plant that screams, deck the halls, but also don't let your dog eat me because I am poisonous.

So how did this Mexican flora become the unofficial poster child for Christmas decor?

Well, it all started in 1825 when the U.S.

ambassador to Mexico, Joel Roberts Poinsett, took a trip down south.

Really?

They named the plant after him?

Yeah, during a wet t-shirt contest at Senior Frogs, he stumbled outside, spotted that exotic plant, and thought, hey, this would go great next to my Christmas tree.

Oh, I spilled some of my taco on it.

So in true American fashion, he smuggled it back through customs into the U.S., named the plant after himself, and the rest is history.