Brooke and Jeffrey (hosts)

Now he's rewriting what it means to succeed.

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Wait a minute.

Is this the right number?

It's the loser line.

Come on.

Just call me back.

If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.

Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

Hey, girl.

Oh.

I just wanted to let you know that if a jolly guy approaches you tonight and puts you in his giant bag, it's okay.

Whoa.

Because I told Stan I wanted you for Christmas.

Whatever you do, don't kick him in the sugar plums.

Instead, ask him if he wants to share a candy cane sometime.

And hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

Voicemails like this one.

Look, I Googled the thing that we were talking about last night that we were arguing, and yeah, it turns out you were right, man.

I mean, sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins, but I mean, if you think about it, that's just total bullshit.