Brooke and Jeffrey (hosts)

See, these are things I need to find out.

This is how bar bets are born, just like this.

Next message.

I know I probably came out kind of out there because I slapped pizza slice out of your hand, but you're going to thank me later because gluten really is dangerous.

There's gluten in our sour cream.

And if you give me the okay, I will make sure as your gluten guard that you never touch gluten again.

And before I hang up, I remember you said that your parents were sick.

So if you can give me power of attorney over them, I can make sure that gluten is out of their life too.

Love you, bye.

Next message.

How do you say I'm crazy without directly saying I'm crazy?

Oh my gosh.

Gluten went to her head is what happened.

Or lack of gluten.

Do we live in a state with gluten water?

She said it's in the water.

I want to make sure my water is gluten-free.

I need to keep her number.

We are in the middle of an award-winning edition of The Loser Line today.

When I say award-winning, I'm completely making that up.