Brooke Averick

I fucking love Saturn.

I mean, yeah, if I had to pick one.

philly kids i think good like i i yeah i loved the kids so much but that really was the only part of the job i liked like i couldn't do the lifestyle i yeah it was really a big preschool teacher i was like so drained oh my god i can only imagine yeah i really i didn't really have a life molding mind yes that's what you were doing yeah oh completely yeah

there was no context of that it was just a picture of us uh damn can i get a quote about your brother and he was like yeah he fucking eats all the applesauce so there you go oh you know what this was no it was in the era of go-go squeeze oh okay and i was obsessed with those yeah and i guess he ate them all yeah that's that rings true and you had to hold him accountable that rings true

Yeah, he completely blasted him in the school paper.

Yeah.

We had to write our own, which is... Like, for yourselves?

Our own most likely tos, which is so dumb.

What'd you write for you?

But I saw mine circulating on TikTok the other day because some girl, I guess, from my high school found an old yearbook there.

So, like, I'm, like, mortified.

It was, like, most likely to be betrothed to all of the members of One Direction at the same time.

Like, don't let 18-year-olds write their most likely tos.

Do you remember the acoustic cover of them doing more than this in the baseball jersey?

Yes, of course I do.

That, I think that was my most, that is my most watched YouTube video of all time.

Yeah.

That is burned into my brain.

He, he, nothing has existed like that or will exist again.

The way that he made me feel.