Brooke Fox

to have dinner with just you.

Like, that's totally fine.

If she wants to come have dinner with us, if she wants me to cook, if she wants to go somewhere.

Oh, that's fun.

Or Abby could pop out of the birthday cake and say, surprise, guess who's pregnant?

Oh, she's naked.

Oh, yeah.

Everybody wins with that one.

Mom's like, why wasn't I invited?

But clearly, Keith, she's very apologetic about how the conversation went down, has a lot of regret about it, and just really, really, really wants to turn back the clock to make like this never happened.

Yeah, and she loves your mom.

Not the same way she loves you, but yes.

Well, I'm willing to do that, and I hope we can get past this, and I will do better.

Aw, yay!

This is sounding really nice.

It feels like you two are in a much better place than when we started this phone call.

Yeah, it sounds like they need a make-up love session, if you ask me.

Okay, I guess we'll stay on the phone while you two knock it out.

Go for it.

Are we going to have to air this in the PM hours?