Brooke or Jeffrey

Nothing to celebrate over here.

They do enjoy it when you stick a full French loaf into your mouth while they sing.

All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

Well, I'm really looking forward to going on vacation during Christmas.

And I'm going to Hawaii.

We're going to paradise.

Very excited, but I got to say I am already a little bit unhappy about the trip.

What?

It's because I want to see whales.

Is it whale season?

It turns out whale season doesn't start until January.

The winter, yeah.

So I'm really bummed feeling like I'm going there and I'm not going to see any whales.

Well, maybe there'll be an old whale that shows up really early like my parents do to the airport.

But I want to see like sprightly young whales jumping up out of the water and doing stuff.

So I did some research and I found this guy who does kind of off market tourism.

I don't know about the pickup truck situation, but he said for a little bit extra cash, he'll offer to take me farther out into the ocean where the whales are, like really deep out.

That's sketchy, bro.

I talked to him on the phone about it, and I was going over some of the details.

He has a rule where you have to wear double life jackets.