Brooke

It would be permission if you told me you were going to do that, and then I said yes.

That would be permission.

That's what permission is.

You had already left, though.

Yeah.

Superman doesn't ask for permission to save somebody's life when they're in danger.

He just swoops in and saves them.

Okay, but Eric, honestly, was this guy in any danger because of your ex?

I don't think he was in danger.

That's exactly what you said when you started to date her, bro.

Wouldn't it have been nice if at the start of your last bad relationship, Vanessa had come up to you on date number two and been like, look, this girl is bad news for you.

She is going to hurt you.

And she would have been right.

I mean, maybe.

Yeah, it was a pretty bad ending, and I guess that could have been good.

See?

Nope.

Clearly, she has a heart of gold and wants to save men from terrible women, but I think we're missing the point here.

If I'm just summarizing what I think I'm hearing.

It's not like a glaring red flag that she's following strangers over the night with her car and interfering in relationships she knows nothing about?