Bryan Callen

But I just think every time you try to...

Fucking... Nanny state.

Or just make the world... Yeah, make the world... Fix the world with force.

You better... It's kind of like squeezing a balloon.

The gas is... The air is just gonna go on another part of the balloon.

As I get older, I'm like, I don't know, man.

There might be a much easier way to do this shit.

To alcohol.

Apparently it helps.

I think that the peptides and all that shit, technology is going to make it so that we can figure out a way to control a lot of that shit.

They have very good drugs for alcohol.

Very good drugs.

You can take a drug for alcohol.

The problem is, it's not the alcohol.

The problem is when you take away somebody's addiction, like alcohol.

No, but it's also like all the fun of your life.

Do you know that when people get gastric bypass and they stop eating, suicides go up for them?

Because eating was how they fucking dealt with all their problems.

Again, now you're taking away the addiction, but you're not getting to the source because you've got to be able to replace that shit.

Which is why you've got to go to church.