Bryan Callen
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Podcast Appearances
He doesn't have giantism, actually.
It's a different thing.
His bone density is, they've never quite seen anything like it.
He has, I think, the densest bones they've ever recorded.
Jesus, him and a hippo?
Him and like four other dudes on earth.
He's got rhino muscles.
This is a chimp.
Did you ever hear Andy Galpin talk about they took muscle tissue from one of the greatest Olympic lifters of all time?
And this guy had not only been training but had been taking a certain, you know, certain Russian concoctions.
And they found that his muscle fibers were akin to a rhino's.
Like the density were akin to, I'm going to say it again, a fucking rhino, ladies and gentlemen.
Jesus Christ.
I love that it took you 30 seconds.
Oh, of course.
It was kind of tough because it took me 30 seconds.
You just don't know.
They just don't know.
They had a pro come in, a big guy.