Bryan Callen

When you see those guys come in and they're dressed, it's a fashion show now with the football players. Is this a new thing or has that always been the case? Of fashion? Well, you see like Travis Kelce, he's dressed like a 70s fan. Walking through the tunnel is a new segment. It's a relatively new segment.

When you see those guys come in and they're dressed, it's a fashion show now with the football players. Is this a new thing or has that always been the case? Of fashion? Well, you see like Travis Kelce, he's dressed like a 70s fan. Walking through the tunnel is a new segment. It's a relatively new segment.

What's going on? What happened?

What's going on? What happened?

And you look at how... It becomes too much of a business, huh? Everybody's their own island.

And you look at how... It becomes too much of a business, huh? Everybody's their own island.

8 p.m. Eastern? My show at the Miami Improv. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Well, I mean, cocky's fun, but Brian Callen for an hour? No, no, forgive me. Do you believe in miracles? You know what I'm saying? Brian Callen is performing at the Miami Improv. How dare we even compare USA against Canada? Maybe you'll come out. Maybe you'll come out, for God's sake. Are you performing tonight?

8 p.m. Eastern? My show at the Miami Improv. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Well, I mean, cocky's fun, but Brian Callen for an hour? No, no, forgive me. Do you believe in miracles? You know what I'm saying? Brian Callen is performing at the Miami Improv. How dare we even compare USA against Canada? Maybe you'll come out. Maybe you'll come out, for God's sake. Are you performing tonight?

Tonight, two shows tomorrow, two shows Saturday. Take your pick. I roll out the red carpet. You come to the green room. We laugh. We hug.

Tonight, two shows tomorrow, two shows Saturday. Take your pick. I roll out the red carpet. You come to the green room. We laugh. We hug.

You get free water. You get to laugh hard for at least an hour and seven minutes.

You get free water. You get to laugh hard for at least an hour and seven minutes.

It's the most unique

It's the most unique

I can break a horse, brother. Oh, Daniel. That's sexy. Did you see that?

I can break a horse, brother. Oh, Daniel. That's sexy. Did you see that?

Yes, dude. Dude. What was it? 15 years ago. Yes. It was a horse show. Maybe more. Maybe more. Yeah, maybe more. What were you guys doing there? I had my kids. My daughter wanted to. She was a horse. It's a sick show. The amount of money I spent on horses for my kid, my ex and my daughter who would ride horses, my accountant calls me and he goes, how's the album going? I go, what?

Yes, dude. Dude. What was it? 15 years ago. Yes. It was a horse show. Maybe more. Maybe more. Yeah, maybe more. What were you guys doing there? I had my kids. My daughter wanted to. She was a horse. It's a sick show. The amount of money I spent on horses for my kid, my ex and my daughter who would ride horses, my accountant calls me and he goes, how's the album going? I go, what?

He goes, how's the album? What's it like to play for all those people? I go, it's Brian Callen. I mean, I play for people and not that many. He goes, you're not a rock star? I go... No, he goes, well, then stop spending like these horses. You're going to be broke. That's a good accountant. That's good. That's a good accountant. You know what he said to me?

He goes, how's the album? What's it like to play for all those people? I go, it's Brian Callen. I mean, I play for people and not that many. He goes, you're not a rock star? I go... No, he goes, well, then stop spending like these horses. You're going to be broke. That's a good accountant. That's good. That's a good accountant. You know what he said to me?