Bryan Callen

But the left, you know, and that's... That's what I call the make or break machine. You know, if you look at, um, and this is one of the things I talk about with my, my specialists that just, you, you, you take Caitlyn Jenner who came out, uh, Bruce Jenner has an operation for eight, eight hours comes as, as, as Caitlyn Jenner. A minute later, it was an eight hour.

The first one was about eight hours on the face. Did a great job by the way. By the way, how about this? Can I just say this? Like, don't say you'd fuck her. No, no, no. Take it easy. But I'm just saying. Don't say it. I'm just saying. You're thinking of saying it. How about a little something for the surgeon? He should have won artist of the year. Bruce Jenner was a 65-year-old man.

The first one was about eight hours on the face. Did a great job by the way. By the way, how about this? Can I just say this? Like, don't say you'd fuck her. No, no, no. Take it easy. But I'm just saying. Don't say it. I'm just saying. You're thinking of saying it. How about a little something for the surgeon? He should have won artist of the year. Bruce Jenner was a 65-year-old man.

The first one was about eight hours on the face. Did a great job by the way. By the way, how about this? Can I just say this? Like, don't say you'd fuck her. No, no, no. Take it easy. But I'm just saying. Don't say it. I'm just saying. You're thinking of saying it. How about a little something for the surgeon? He should have won artist of the year. Bruce Jenner was a 65-year-old man.

Looked like a 45-year-old woman. Came out of it. But a minute later, won woman of the year. All right, dude. Listen, we all have our taste, okay? I'm sorry.

Looked like a 45-year-old woman. Came out of it. But a minute later, won woman of the year. All right, dude. Listen, we all have our taste, okay? I'm sorry.

Looked like a 45-year-old woman. Came out of it. But a minute later, won woman of the year. All right, dude. Listen, we all have our taste, okay? I'm sorry.

I'm saying with makeup on Glamour magazine, look very good.

I'm saying with makeup on Glamour magazine, look very good.

I'm saying with makeup on Glamour magazine, look very good.

A real athlete.

A real athlete.

A real athlete.

That's why I don't take any advice on health from 26-year-olds.

That's why I don't take any advice on health from 26-year-olds.

That's why I don't take any advice on health from 26-year-olds.

I got to warm my feet up in the morning.

I got to warm my feet up in the morning.

I got to warm my feet up in the morning.

Correct. I'm calcifying, motherfucker. None of your shit's going to help my calcification. I'm dying. I have arthritis. So do I. Yeah. So do I. I got to warm my feet up before I get out of the car. Okay? I have a whole thing about that, but... You know, that's the reality of getting older.