Bryan Callen

I have a whole joke about that. It's like there are a couple of things. My whole joke is this. I can't call my friends. I had this joke. I was like, if I call my friends and I'm like, I'm sad, my friends can call me. You got the wrong number, pussy. And it's like, Joe Rogan, that's a mean way to talk to me, you know? But it's true. I remember one time I called you. This is fucking great.

I have a whole joke about that. It's like there are a couple of things. My whole joke is this. I can't call my friends. I had this joke. I was like, if I call my friends and I'm like, I'm sad, my friends can call me. You got the wrong number, pussy. And it's like, Joe Rogan, that's a mean way to talk to me, you know? But it's true. I remember one time I called you. This is fucking great.

I have a whole joke about that. It's like there are a couple of things. My whole joke is this. I can't call my friends. I had this joke. I was like, if I call my friends and I'm like, I'm sad, my friends can call me. You got the wrong number, pussy. And it's like, Joe Rogan, that's a mean way to talk to me, you know? But it's true. I remember one time I called you. This is fucking great.

I called you and I remember my audition went bad and it was like the third, I would get right there. I was about to, and back then, remember, if you got a TV show, your money problems were gone for a while. All I thought about was I get to drink great wine and buy a fucking house and take a minute, right?

I called you and I remember my audition went bad and it was like the third, I would get right there. I was about to, and back then, remember, if you got a TV show, your money problems were gone for a while. All I thought about was I get to drink great wine and buy a fucking house and take a minute, right?

I called you and I remember my audition went bad and it was like the third, I would get right there. I was about to, and back then, remember, if you got a TV show, your money problems were gone for a while. All I thought about was I get to drink great wine and buy a fucking house and take a minute, right?

you're thinking of a nice car remember that and I fucking called you and I go like this I go fuck dude I don't know I was good and he goes you can't be good you gotta be great I go I know I know I know I just I don't know I'm just I don't know I just can't I can't figure it out and I was bummed right and I was basically saying I'm sad and you fucking go you go yeah and he goes what do you want to do tonight I go I don't know I just let it down he goes

you're thinking of a nice car remember that and I fucking called you and I go like this I go fuck dude I don't know I was good and he goes you can't be good you gotta be great I go I know I know I know I just I don't know I'm just I don't know I just can't I can't figure it out and I was bummed right and I was basically saying I'm sad and you fucking go you go yeah and he goes what do you want to do tonight I go I don't know I just let it down he goes

you're thinking of a nice car remember that and I fucking called you and I go like this I go fuck dude I don't know I was good and he goes you can't be good you gotta be great I go I know I know I know I just I don't know I'm just I don't know I just can't I can't figure it out and I was bummed right and I was basically saying I'm sad and you fucking go you go yeah and he goes what do you want to do tonight I go I don't know I just let it down he goes

Hey, you'll be all right. Let's just fucking go out and eat and do something. You'll figure it out. Fucking relax. Don't get all mopey about this shit. I was like, okay. And that was it.

Hey, you'll be all right. Let's just fucking go out and eat and do something. You'll figure it out. Fucking relax. Don't get all mopey about this shit. I was like, okay. And that was it.

Hey, you'll be all right. Let's just fucking go out and eat and do something. You'll figure it out. Fucking relax. Don't get all mopey about this shit. I was like, okay. And that was it.

I remember you bought that Acura, the new Acura.

I remember you bought that Acura, the new Acura.

I remember you bought that Acura, the new Acura.

Yeah, dude. I loved it. You used to pick me up in that shit. I was like, what the fuck?

Yeah, dude. I loved it. You used to pick me up in that shit. I was like, what the fuck?

Yeah, dude. I loved it. You used to pick me up in that shit. I was like, what the fuck?

You remember when I was doing that? I finally got my own show. I'm doing those shows. I was like, I fucking do it. I don't like this. I want to do stand-up now. Now I told you. The cool thing about being 57, I'm enjoying stand-up more now than I ever have. Well, you're smarter now.

You remember when I was doing that? I finally got my own show. I'm doing those shows. I was like, I fucking do it. I don't like this. I want to do stand-up now. Now I told you. The cool thing about being 57, I'm enjoying stand-up more now than I ever have. Well, you're smarter now.