Bryan Callen

All right? I was in acting class. As you remember that. And one of the... Kind of a famous actor. He did the scene. This is so great. He did the man for all seasons. And as he... So you do a scene. And a lot of working actors in the class. This is Los Angeles. And we all sit back. And now the great teacher will now break it apart. And he... The actor began to weep.

All right? I was in acting class. As you remember that. And one of the... Kind of a famous actor. He did the scene. This is so great. He did the man for all seasons. And as he... So you do a scene. And a lot of working actors in the class. This is Los Angeles. And we all sit back. And now the great teacher will now break it apart. And he... The actor began to weep.

All right? I was in acting class. As you remember that. And one of the... Kind of a famous actor. He did the scene. This is so great. He did the man for all seasons. And as he... So you do a scene. And a lot of working actors in the class. This is Los Angeles. And we all sit back. And now the great teacher will now break it apart. And he... The actor began to weep.

And they said, why are you crying? And he says, because I'm not this man. I would have joined the Anglican church. And it bothers me that I'm not the kind of principled man that would stick to.

And they said, why are you crying? And he says, because I'm not this man. I would have joined the Anglican church. And it bothers me that I'm not the kind of principled man that would stick to.

And they said, why are you crying? And he says, because I'm not this man. I would have joined the Anglican church. And it bothers me that I'm not the kind of principled man that would stick to.

He was one of my favorite actors, too. And I was like, there you go. At least you know your fucking limitations.

He was one of my favorite actors, too. And I was like, there you go. At least you know your fucking limitations.

He was one of my favorite actors, too. And I was like, there you go. At least you know your fucking limitations.

Never say what you would do in an emergency because you don't know.

Never say what you would do in an emergency because you don't know.

Never say what you would do in an emergency because you don't know.

Well, you better know you're vulnerable. Like, you walk around like a tough guy. Right. The real tough guys are the guys that have done a lot of shit or who've seen a lot of combat or at least been involved in, like, Evan Hafer, for example, has probably done a lot more than he... He never talks about any of it.

Well, you better know you're vulnerable. Like, you walk around like a tough guy. Right. The real tough guys are the guys that have done a lot of shit or who've seen a lot of combat or at least been involved in, like, Evan Hafer, for example, has probably done a lot more than he... He never talks about any of it.

Well, you better know you're vulnerable. Like, you walk around like a tough guy. Right. The real tough guys are the guys that have done a lot of shit or who've seen a lot of combat or at least been involved in, like, Evan Hafer, for example, has probably done a lot more than he... He never talks about any of it.

You'll never hear him say anything, but... And for that matter, Andy Stump's the same way. They don't really tell you anything, but... They're very aware that, first of all, it's very easy to be killed. Very easy. I don't care how strong you are, what you bench. A tiny child can kill you with a gun. Right away. So you get a real sense.

You'll never hear him say anything, but... And for that matter, Andy Stump's the same way. They don't really tell you anything, but... They're very aware that, first of all, it's very easy to be killed. Very easy. I don't care how strong you are, what you bench. A tiny child can kill you with a gun. Right away. So you get a real sense.

You'll never hear him say anything, but... And for that matter, Andy Stump's the same way. They don't really tell you anything, but... They're very aware that, first of all, it's very easy to be killed. Very easy. I don't care how strong you are, what you bench. A tiny child can kill you with a gun. Right away. So you get a real sense.

Part of what's really good about just doing combat sports or doing any kind of, like, even a rough sport, contact sport, is that you come into contact with objective reality. It's very hard to start living this fake existence. And part of the problem, I think, with our society is a lot of people controlling the narrative.

Part of what's really good about just doing combat sports or doing any kind of, like, even a rough sport, contact sport, is that you come into contact with objective reality. It's very hard to start living this fake existence. And part of the problem, I think, with our society is a lot of people controlling the narrative.