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Bryan Callen

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
6547 total appearances

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

Kill it.

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

So when we create the grand AI and advance from a multicellular organism network into a single multicellular organism system.

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

there will be one brain that we are creating, a large, ultra powerful artificial intelligence that can track literally everything that's happening.

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

And my simple prediction for the future is that children will be born and they will be born into their jobs.

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

Like a red blood cell or a white blood cell is born, the baby is born to be a postman.

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

And when he grows up, he is trained to be a postman.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

He has cheered on being a postman, all the appropriate media tools, training or otherwise to tell him the postman is the only thing you ever need or want to be.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

And when he's a young man at 19 years old and he's been working for a couple of years and he's in the break room, he goes, can you believe there are people who actually want to be movie stars?

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

That's ridiculous.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

Everybody knows being a postman is the greatest job imaginable until one day you say, I just don't want to be a postman.

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

I want to be a dancer.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

And you go outside and then cops come and kill you.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

No, no, no.

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

Humans are incredible in that they are already self-replicating and programmable to do specific jobs.

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

And they got little fingers that are good for picking stuff.

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

I have to recommend Star Trek The Next Generation.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

I'm sure you've seen every episode, right?

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

No, neither of you.

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Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

Well, that is offensive to me, but it's okay.

Timcast IRL
Trump LOSES IT Learning Iran Leader IS GAY IRL w/ Bryan Callen & Liv Boeree

I recommend the episode Darmok.