Bryan Green
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Podcast Appearances
I can't ask you to climb that rope and look you in the eyes after I've talked about your boner.
The substitute teacher was probably the worst sexual educator that has ever lived.
In the first 13 seconds of the conversation, he mentioned condoms, dildos, KY jelly, and anal sex.
He just literally blurted it out.
He was like, put the condom on some with some KY jelly and anal sex with a dildo.
I was like, oh, my God.
I think he was trying to connect with the kids.
You know, he was trying to be like, I know what's cool.
Yeah, I know what the kids are doing.
They're throwing, you know, KY on a cucumber and sticking it up their ass.
Hey, you haven't tried it yet.
That's called a reverse cucumber.
It's called a pickle.
It's called a pickle.
You throw some vinegar on it and shove it up your ass.
Turn it into a pickle.