Brynn Whitfield

Well, I'm not wearing clothes today. Because this is a short episode, I decided to take all my clothes off. And we're really desperate for advertisers. So I figured in this episode we could talk about what we always talk about, which is our favorite topic, I feel like, which is boys. Boys, boys, boys. We love boys. We love boys. They ruin our lives, but we love them.

Well, I'm not wearing clothes today. Because this is a short episode, I decided to take all my clothes off. And we're really desperate for advertisers. So I figured in this episode we could talk about what we always talk about, which is our favorite topic, I feel like, which is boys. Boys, boys, boys. We love boys. We love boys. They ruin our lives, but we love them.

We ruin their lives, and we love them even more. We were just talking about our – we want to go out after this. Unfortunately, Chiltern isn't open anymore right now because it burned down. But I just jogged my memory of a very amazing Chiltern story from two years ago where I had – do you remember this? I went on a date with a guy who was the head of Disney. Not the head head, but one of them.

We ruin their lives, and we love them even more. We were just talking about our – we want to go out after this. Unfortunately, Chiltern isn't open anymore right now because it burned down. But I just jogged my memory of a very amazing Chiltern story from two years ago where I had – do you remember this? I went on a date with a guy who was the head of Disney. Not the head head, but one of them.

Not to give it away.

Not to give it away.

It's so easy to find out. And he's notorious. I go on Riot, match with this guy. He asks me out to drinks. We go to Fouquet's. And we have a drink. And he's cute. He's tall, handsome, looks very successful, if that's a thing. You know, you just look rich. The guy just looked rich. So, he's great, and I'm talking and blabbering on the date, and he asks me, because I said, like, oh, I'm an Aquarius.

It's so easy to find out. And he's notorious. I go on Riot, match with this guy. He asks me out to drinks. We go to Fouquet's. And we have a drink. And he's cute. He's tall, handsome, looks very successful, if that's a thing. You know, you just look rich. The guy just looked rich. So, he's great, and I'm talking and blabbering on the date, and he asks me, because I said, like, oh, I'm an Aquarius.

He's like, when's your birthday? And I thought he was just trying to clock it. So, I say, oh, February 7th, you know, and he knew how old I was. And I'm talking, talking, and the man's on his phone, and I'm thinking, this is kind of weird. And he puts his phone down, and he's like...

He's like, when's your birthday? And I thought he was just trying to clock it. So, I say, oh, February 7th, you know, and he knew how old I was. And I'm talking, talking, and the man's on his phone, and I'm thinking, this is kind of weird. And he puts his phone down, and he's like...

what are you doing tomorrow something or I'd like to take on another date I was like sorry I'm busy he's like no you're not you're coming to London and I was like what do you mean he's like I'm interviewing for the head position of Chelsea like the football team yes and he's like come with me to the interview and I was like first of all this is a move you want me to come to like a job interview with you and I like you just got the ticket and I'm not a fly me out girl but I was like

what are you doing tomorrow something or I'd like to take on another date I was like sorry I'm busy he's like no you're not you're coming to London and I was like what do you mean he's like I'm interviewing for the head position of Chelsea like the football team yes and he's like come with me to the interview and I was like first of all this is a move you want me to come to like a job interview with you and I like you just got the ticket and I'm not a fly me out girl but I was like

You know what? Because he had to leave that night. So I remember, though, I was like, was it you or Ed? I was like, no, I'm staying with my girlfriend. I'm not staying with you because that's weird. But sure, I'll go to dinner with you in London. He knew he'd get the job then. Yeah. No, I remember trying to be like, I'm going to steal this motherfucker's job. You would. I would, too.

You know what? Because he had to leave that night. So I remember, though, I was like, was it you or Ed? I was like, no, I'm staying with my girlfriend. I'm not staying with you because that's weird. But sure, I'll go to dinner with you in London. He knew he'd get the job then. Yeah. No, I remember trying to be like, I'm going to steal this motherfucker's job. You would. I would, too.

I was doing my homework. But anyhow, long story short, sure, you know, go to the game, we go to dinner. But I think he thought that I was all talk while I wasn't going to sleep with you. And you don't even know, like, I won't sleep, you know, I won't sleep for a year, mother. I do not care. Make them work for it. I mean, like, I got a vibrator. I'm good. You know, like, I don't need you.

I was doing my homework. But anyhow, long story short, sure, you know, go to the game, we go to dinner. But I think he thought that I was all talk while I wasn't going to sleep with you. And you don't even know, like, I won't sleep, you know, I won't sleep for a year, mother. I do not care. Make them work for it. I mean, like, I got a vibrator. I'm good. You know, like, I don't need you.

So I think he thought he was going to close it and he definitely didn't. Long story short, he was supposed to come and have dinner with all of us. And he's like, I have to stay in. He's like, oh, I don't feel well or something. So the next morning, mind you, I'd gone at Chiltern. They knew me. They knew us, that we were together hanging out that week.

So I think he thought he was going to close it and he definitely didn't. Long story short, he was supposed to come and have dinner with all of us. And he's like, I have to stay in. He's like, oh, I don't feel well or something. So the next morning, mind you, I'd gone at Chiltern. They knew me. They knew us, that we were together hanging out that week.

And I go to Chiltern and I go to the front desk. I was like, hi, I'm here to see so-and-so. I brought him his favorite...

And I go to Chiltern and I go to the front desk. I was like, hi, I'm here to see so-and-so. I brought him his favorite...