Brynn Whitfield

I'd call him Aubrey, too. That's odd. Next, Chris Evans. Though reportedly in a relationship recently, he remains unmarried. He's not for me. Yeah, I don't think so. I'm not into Captain America. I'm a patriot, but I don't want to take it that far. Timothee Chalamet. Chachibiti, actor, young, rising star, and not publicly committed. Does Chachibiti know something that we don't know?

I'd call him Aubrey, too. That's odd. Next, Chris Evans. Though reportedly in a relationship recently, he remains unmarried. He's not for me. Yeah, I don't think so. I'm not into Captain America. I'm a patriot, but I don't want to take it that far. Timothee Chalamet. Chachibiti, actor, young, rising star, and not publicly committed. Does Chachibiti know something that we don't know?

I think he might be taken, too, by a hottie. So, yeah. I'll do it all. I'm not sure. I'll have to take it. Tom Cruise. Like, I'm going to let you answer that one. Tom Cruise, divorced three times, but currently unmarried and often viewed as a serial bachelor. I mean, isn't... I don't know, are you a Scientologist? No, no, I'm not into that shit. Okay, then no.

I think he might be taken, too, by a hottie. So, yeah. I'll do it all. I'm not sure. I'll have to take it. Tom Cruise. Like, I'm going to let you answer that one. Tom Cruise, divorced three times, but currently unmarried and often viewed as a serial bachelor. I mean, isn't... I don't know, are you a Scientologist? No, no, I'm not into that shit. Okay, then no.

I think it's been made known publicly that I don't like Scientologists. Okay, cool. So I think it's going to be a no. That's a hard no. Here's the thing. I like that he's adventurous, as am I, and he's a risk taker. I really liked him in the Paris opening ceremony. We're not aligned. When he got on the motorcycle and got on the thing. Oh, I hated that. I was like, fuck yeah, America.

I think it's been made known publicly that I don't like Scientologists. Okay, cool. So I think it's going to be a no. That's a hard no. Here's the thing. I like that he's adventurous, as am I, and he's a risk taker. I really liked him in the Paris opening ceremony. We're not aligned. When he got on the motorcycle and got on the thing. Oh, I hated that. I was like, fuck yeah, America.

I was like, yeah. Olympics is coming out of LA. That was slightly cool in that moment. He's a little short for me. He's a short king. And he's a Scientologist. And he's a Scientologist. But also, maybe I would want to marry him because the amount of stunts that he does, there's got to be a really good life in turn. So I'll see. Why don't we go younger? Younger?

I was like, yeah. Olympics is coming out of LA. That was slightly cool in that moment. He's a little short for me. He's a short king. And he's a Scientologist. And he's a Scientologist. But also, maybe I would want to marry him because the amount of stunts that he does, there's got to be a really good life in turn. So I'll see. Why don't we go younger? Younger?

ChatGPT, I just asked them for the most famous bachelors. I should have asked them for younger. Here's a younger one. Okay. Zac Efron. Actor, publicly single, never married. I'm feeling a lot of that.

ChatGPT, I just asked them for the most famous bachelors. I should have asked them for younger. Here's a younger one. Okay. Zac Efron. Actor, publicly single, never married. I'm feeling a lot of that.

That's funny. Isaac Newton, renowned physicist and mathematician, never married. I'm sorry. Is he dead? Does it matter? Should I date him? I'm sorry. It's like digging the grave. Shitting with my boyfriend. That's the question. I like this more for you. This is my favorite one. First of all, Sir Isaac Noon. That's important. Smarty Pants. I love scientists, physicists.

That's funny. Isaac Newton, renowned physicist and mathematician, never married. I'm sorry. Is he dead? Does it matter? Should I date him? I'm sorry. It's like digging the grave. Shitting with my boyfriend. That's the question. I like this more for you. This is my favorite one. First of all, Sir Isaac Noon. That's important. Smarty Pants. I love scientists, physicists.

You said you feel the most you when you're a nerd. When I'm a nerd. Also, he loves apples. Oh. Okay. There we go. Popeye is also on this. Although romantically involved with olive oil, they were never officially married. Look, olive oil is my girl. I'm not going to steal her man. I think Isaac's for you, babe. Okay. They also have James Bond and Bugs Bunny.

You said you feel the most you when you're a nerd. When I'm a nerd. Also, he loves apples. Oh. Okay. There we go. Popeye is also on this. Although romantically involved with olive oil, they were never officially married. Look, olive oil is my girl. I'm not going to steal her man. I think Isaac's for you, babe. Okay. They also have James Bond and Bugs Bunny.

I think now I would want to maybe do... You know what I like? I like the guy that lives in the trash can on Sesame Street. Oh, Mr. Grouch? Yeah. That's so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes I'm like, well, I feel like he'd tell me what to do. Like, take out the trash. Yeah. But he isn't.

I think now I would want to maybe do... You know what I like? I like the guy that lives in the trash can on Sesame Street. Oh, Mr. Grouch? Yeah. That's so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes I'm like, well, I feel like he'd tell me what to do. Like, take out the trash. Yeah. But he isn't.

in the trash oh wait I thought of the thing oh I wanted to ask you a question um I was gonna say I I know you have your questions and I love these and I feel like I like to on every episode I like to ask one intense question that like makes Spotify nervous so my spicy question for you is what is the craziest thing that you and your boyfriend have tried Be honest. I can't do that. No?

in the trash oh wait I thought of the thing oh I wanted to ask you a question um I was gonna say I I know you have your questions and I love these and I feel like I like to on every episode I like to ask one intense question that like makes Spotify nervous so my spicy question for you is what is the craziest thing that you and your boyfriend have tried Be honest. I can't do that. No?

Does it start with an A and end in now? No comment. Thanks for coming on the pod.

Does it start with an A and end in now? No comment. Thanks for coming on the pod.