Brynn Whitfield

Last summer when we were on the boat, my favorite summer activities on the boat, you'll see. I remember people were like, that Brynn Whitfield, she's a yacht girl on Reddit. I'm like, it's my friend's parents' boat. Like, no, it's not some dude. I'm hanging out with, like, Talia and her family. But you do own it.

Last summer when we were on the boat, my favorite summer activities on the boat, you'll see. I remember people were like, that Brynn Whitfield, she's a yacht girl on Reddit. I'm like, it's my friend's parents' boat. Like, no, it's not some dude. I'm hanging out with, like, Talia and her family. But you do own it.

I love it. I love it. They're so sweet. Everyone is so kind. And what was I going to say? But I remember last summer we had a very, very funny incident where – You're on a boat and one of our other friends was there. We all had a different guy problem. And mine was just that I was single. And then our mutual friend was like, Oh, he DM'd her and was like, wait, I matched with this girl on Raya.

I love it. I love it. They're so sweet. Everyone is so kind. And what was I going to say? But I remember last summer we had a very, very funny incident where – You're on a boat and one of our other friends was there. We all had a different guy problem. And mine was just that I was single. And then our mutual friend was like, Oh, he DM'd her and was like, wait, I matched with this girl on Raya.

She never messaged me back. And then she put in a good word for him and he was Swedish. He was extraordinarily handsome, like devastatingly like model handsome and blah, blah, blah. We couldn't figure out the height. Remember? I was like measuring and using like ChatGPT to try to figure out the ratio. Oh, the professor. The professor. Yes. He was a university professor and he was Swedish.

She never messaged me back. And then she put in a good word for him and he was Swedish. He was extraordinarily handsome, like devastatingly like model handsome and blah, blah, blah. We couldn't figure out the height. Remember? I was like measuring and using like ChatGPT to try to figure out the ratio. Oh, the professor. The professor. Yes. He was a university professor and he was Swedish.

And super hot. And it started really cute. Remember, it was good and all these things. And he was like, oh, I'm going to be in London. Maybe I can see you, et cetera. Fast forward. I don't know how this happened, but that one went from zero to 60. We're like, remember all of a sudden I got a dick pic. Yeah. Oh, God. A very Swedish unsolicited dick pic.

And super hot. And it started really cute. Remember, it was good and all these things. And he was like, oh, I'm going to be in London. Maybe I can see you, et cetera. Fast forward. I don't know how this happened, but that one went from zero to 60. We're like, remember all of a sudden I got a dick pic. Yeah. Oh, God. A very Swedish unsolicited dick pic.

And it was... No, you warned me, though, because he started sending selfies. He did. He sent selfies in the mirror. And then he'd send me pictures of, like, I'm reading this. And he just went... It was like a... I don't remember. It was like an art book open to a random page. And I remember I showed Talia, and I was like, oh, my God, he likes art, too. And she's like...

And it was... No, you warned me, though, because he started sending selfies. He did. He sent selfies in the mirror. And then he'd send me pictures of, like, I'm reading this. And he just went... It was like a... I don't remember. It was like an art book open to a random page. And I remember I showed Talia, and I was like, oh, my God, he likes art, too. And she's like...

babe he just opened a random book and took a picture they're like she's like he's on page 174 who's reading that shit like it's the truth he was like posing next to books and things and that should have been a red flag and i was like no because he's cute and he saw it and then sure enough It got like, I think I said, he said something spicy. I said something spicy back. Words.

babe he just opened a random book and took a picture they're like she's like he's on page 174 who's reading that shit like it's the truth he was like posing next to books and things and that should have been a red flag and i was like no because he's cute and he saw it and then sure enough It got like, I think I said, he said something spicy. I said something spicy back. Words.

But then it was boom.

But then it was boom.

Oh my God. And then remember I was like, I'm done with the Swedes. I'm over the Swedes.

Oh my God. And then remember I was like, I'm done with the Swedes. I'm over the Swedes.

And we've only been talking for three days and we're introduced through a mutual friend who's lovely. It was like a princess. So it's like he had to know that that would have gotten back to her. I think he was excited. Yeah.

And we've only been talking for three days and we're introduced through a mutual friend who's lovely. It was like a princess. So it's like he had to know that that would have gotten back to her. I think he was excited. Yeah.

It was like a solid – the rest of the boat trip. It was like a solid couple weeks. Poetry. There's long paragraphs. He's like, I'm looking outside my professor window in the rain, and it reminds me of the time. And I'm like –

It was like a solid – the rest of the boat trip. It was like a solid couple weeks. Poetry. There's long paragraphs. He's like, I'm looking outside my professor window in the rain, and it reminds me of the time. And I'm like –