Caleb Hammer

I appreciate you coming over, even though your girlfriend signed you up.

What's confusing is I have a note here that even though you're completely f***ed, and you're the one that went homeless, and you're like, no, I know more about money than anyone else my age, is what you told Colton.

You said, I literally understand money.

That's what?

But you have a quarter million dollars of bad debt.

How are you the money guy?

The guy that knows everything.

Yeah, this is you.

Your girlfriend signed you up to be on financial audit.

And you're telling the producers to come in and, I don't even need to be on this show.

What the fuck?

What am I even doing here?

I know everything about money.

I know more about money than anyone else my age.

I see you out there, gold digger.

Within the month, you have a quarter million dollars of bad debt.

And none of that lines up with anything you're saying.

What the f*** are you talking about?

How much did you give her?

Okay, that's $10,000 out of a quarter million dollars of bad debt.