Caleb

But someone came up to us and she was like, what's up, you fucking bitches? Yeah. And we were like, oh, hey. And then she was like, what the fuck is up? I think trying to be funny, but also she was being really intense and rude. And then she had my book in her hand, but she took the jacket off of it. So I was like, why did you take the panties off my book like that?

But someone came up to us and she was like, what's up, you fucking bitches? Yeah. And we were like, oh, hey. And then she was like, what the fuck is up? I think trying to be funny, but also she was being really intense and rude. And then she had my book in her hand, but she took the jacket off of it. So I was like, why did you take the panties off my book like that?

The pussy's just out in the air like that. Immediately doesn't want to play anymore. I was like, so this is why you bitches can't play with me. You can't play with me. Not everyone can do this.

The pussy's just out in the air like that. Immediately doesn't want to play anymore. I was like, so this is why you bitches can't play with me. You can't play with me. Not everyone can do this.

That's so true.

That's so true.

And that's why sometimes when we hang out, they're like, how come you guys aren't, like, you guys didn't post anything or whatever? I'm like, because we're real life friends. We are. We're not content friends. We don't live in a content house. We're fucking friends in real life. The last thing we're doing is looking at our phones when we're hanging out. And if you could, you'd be Jason Bourne.

And that's why sometimes when we hang out, they're like, how come you guys aren't, like, you guys didn't post anything or whatever? I'm like, because we're real life friends. We are. We're not content friends. We don't live in a content house. We're fucking friends in real life. The last thing we're doing is looking at our phones when we're hanging out. And if you could, you'd be Jason Bourne.

That's true. The green bubbles, I'm sick of it.

That's true. The green bubbles, I'm sick of it.

I'll cast you aside so fast with that stupid phone.

I'll cast you aside so fast with that stupid phone.

Different sides of the room.

Different sides of the room.

Did you feel like I was mean to you? Yes, because I have blue eyes.

Did you feel like I was mean to you? Yes, because I have blue eyes.

Dude, Brittany at one point was like, who the fuck is the green bubble in this chat? And there's only four of us, and she knows it's not the two of us. She's like, who the fuck is it?

Dude, Brittany at one point was like, who the fuck is the green bubble in this chat? And there's only four of us, and she knows it's not the two of us. She's like, who the fuck is it?

Thank God.

Thank God.