Caleb

I mean, my ass barely fit in the chair. Tell me why I'm feeling bad for the chairs. I'm like, these poor chairs. I get it. It's a monument. Whatever. Let's get an extender. I need an extender on this bitch.

I mean, my ass barely fit in the chair. Tell me why I'm feeling bad for the chairs. I'm like, these poor chairs. I get it. It's a monument. Whatever. Let's get an extender. I need an extender on this bitch.

It would be a lot easier to change the chair than it would be to change me.

It would be a lot easier to change the chair than it would be to change me.

Yeah, a lot of them died from the flu. That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm like, evolution is okay to some extent.

Yeah, a lot of them died from the flu. That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm like, evolution is okay to some extent.

That's what I'm saying. You know what's funny? Yesterday when I was at that shoot I was telling you about, there was a part where they wanted me to sit on these fake speakers to pose and stuff. And they looked tiny and fragile. And as I was walking over, they were like, yeah, just sit and you can lean. And I was like, you want me to fully sit on it or lean?

That's what I'm saying. You know what's funny? Yesterday when I was at that shoot I was telling you about, there was a part where they wanted me to sit on these fake speakers to pose and stuff. And they looked tiny and fragile. And as I was walking over, they were like, yeah, just sit and you can lean. And I was like, you want me to fully sit on it or lean?

And they were like, no, no, go ahead, sit on it. And when I'm walking up, it's like a crew of all men who set it up. And I'm walking up, I'm like, is there a weight limit on these? And all of the men go... And then I was like, I'm fucking around. Hey, boys.

And they were like, no, no, go ahead, sit on it. And when I'm walking up, it's like a crew of all men who set it up. And I'm walking up, I'm like, is there a weight limit on these? And all of the men go... And then I was like, I'm fucking around. Hey, boys.

None of them know how to answer. That's like me saying, do I look fat? And then they don't know what to say.

None of them know how to answer. That's like me saying, do I look fat? And then they don't know what to say.

That's what I'm saying. I made this joke on Trixie's channel when she put me in that horrifying drag. And when I made this joke, I was like, a running bit I have in my head is that any time I meet a celebrity that looks nothing like me and is built nothing like me, I go, well, we're about the same build, so where do you shop?

That's what I'm saying. I made this joke on Trixie's channel when she put me in that horrifying drag. And when I made this joke, I was like, a running bit I have in my head is that any time I meet a celebrity that looks nothing like me and is built nothing like me, I go, well, we're about the same build, so where do you shop?

And I said, if I ever meet Sydney Sweeney, you bet your ass I'm going to make that joke to her. And I was laughing. I said, because I'm imagining I say it to her, that hurts her feelings, and that makes me laugh. And then I made that joke. Someone clipped it, and people were like, I think it's kind of fucked up that you want to hurt people's feelings.

And I said, if I ever meet Sydney Sweeney, you bet your ass I'm going to make that joke to her. And I was laughing. I said, because I'm imagining I say it to her, that hurts her feelings, and that makes me laugh. And then I made that joke. Someone clipped it, and people were like, I think it's kind of fucked up that you want to hurt people's feelings.

Her feelings are going to be hurt because of her fat phobia. That's funny. Yeah. I was like, when I make that joke, that's my way of like, it's almost forcing you to confront your internalized biases immediately. Yeah. Live in front of me.

Her feelings are going to be hurt because of her fat phobia. That's funny. Yeah. I was like, when I make that joke, that's my way of like, it's almost forcing you to confront your internalized biases immediately. Yeah. Live in front of me.

And then I'm like, why? Is it bad to be built like me?

And then I'm like, why? Is it bad to be built like me?