Caleb
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And they were like, no, no, go ahead, sit on it. And when I'm walking up, it's like a crew of all men who set it up. And I'm walking up, I'm like, is there a weight limit on these? And all of the men go... And then I was like, I'm fucking around. Hey, boys.
And they were like, no, no, go ahead, sit on it. And when I'm walking up, it's like a crew of all men who set it up. And I'm walking up, I'm like, is there a weight limit on these? And all of the men go... And then I was like, I'm fucking around. Hey, boys.
None of them know how to answer. That's like me saying, do I look fat? And then they don't know what to say.
None of them know how to answer. That's like me saying, do I look fat? And then they don't know what to say.
That's what I'm saying. I made this joke on Trixie's channel when she put me in that horrifying drag. And when I made this joke, I was like, a running bit I have in my head is that any time I meet a celebrity that looks nothing like me and is built nothing like me, I go, well, we're about the same build, so where do you shop?
That's what I'm saying. I made this joke on Trixie's channel when she put me in that horrifying drag. And when I made this joke, I was like, a running bit I have in my head is that any time I meet a celebrity that looks nothing like me and is built nothing like me, I go, well, we're about the same build, so where do you shop?
And I said, if I ever meet Sydney Sweeney, you bet your ass I'm going to make that joke to her. And I was laughing. I said, because I'm imagining I say it to her, that hurts her feelings, and that makes me laugh. And then I made that joke. Someone clipped it, and people were like, I think it's kind of fucked up that you want to hurt people's feelings.
And I said, if I ever meet Sydney Sweeney, you bet your ass I'm going to make that joke to her. And I was laughing. I said, because I'm imagining I say it to her, that hurts her feelings, and that makes me laugh. And then I made that joke. Someone clipped it, and people were like, I think it's kind of fucked up that you want to hurt people's feelings.
Her feelings are going to be hurt because of her fat phobia. That's funny. Yeah. I was like, when I make that joke, that's my way of like, it's almost forcing you to confront your internalized biases immediately. Yeah. Live in front of me.
Her feelings are going to be hurt because of her fat phobia. That's funny. Yeah. I was like, when I make that joke, that's my way of like, it's almost forcing you to confront your internalized biases immediately. Yeah. Live in front of me.
And then I'm like, why? Is it bad to be built like me?
And then I'm like, why? Is it bad to be built like me?
what are we gonna talk about we're not we don't and we don't need to um am i the only one who yes shut the fuck up most oftentimes well then i make those jokes and i'm like you guys you guys say you like jokes you say you want to hang out with us yeah that's how we joke hello that's why i'm like there's nothing wrong with that joke it's not gonna she's beautiful and i'm beautiful that's the funny part is that it would be offensive to her to look like me yeah and i think that's funny yeah it's okay
what are we gonna talk about we're not we don't and we don't need to um am i the only one who yes shut the fuck up most oftentimes well then i make those jokes and i'm like you guys you guys say you like jokes you say you want to hang out with us yeah that's how we joke hello that's why i'm like there's nothing wrong with that joke it's not gonna she's beautiful and i'm beautiful that's the funny part is that it would be offensive to her to look like me yeah and i think that's funny yeah it's okay
I think that's funny. I'm the butt of the joke in that sense, and I'm laughing.
I think that's funny. I'm the butt of the joke in that sense, and I'm laughing.
That's why if I see Jacob Elordi, I'm going to say the same thing.
That's why if I see Jacob Elordi, I'm going to say the same thing.
Yeah, she is.
Yeah, she is.