Callan (Johnny B)

I was only recently meeting Zoran Mamdani.

Oh!

Oh, I'm totes gel.

Oh, it's been so long since we've had a hot socialist.

I know.

How I wish I was with you chin-wagging with revolutionaries about seizing the means of production to save the workers.

Is that an oyster bar over there?

Yes, it is.

Waiter!

Waiter, place my fancy chair next to the seafood tower.

I'll take my leave.

Force, wisp, don't stand there with your mouth open, you... And there you are.

The meeting will shortly be underway.

Most of the council will be seated in chairs that you'd see at a hotel hosting a Foster and Allen meet and greet.

Now I've examined the Constitution and Article 18.7 affirms my right to take selfies in hallowed bathrooms.

So I'm off to find a Jax.

Barry Lenehan, living the dream.

Ares an uch et aran.

Ha ha Ah yes indeed Mercifully the powers that be have left Marty's theme tune alone Not like Radio 1 where they've made a jingle hells of it Ho ho ho Yeah yeah yeah but lyric is next Marty What?

They'll let the Teletubbies compose yours going by the pattern Mr Dave Fanning always making a comeback like Madonna Yeah of course Madonna, Madge, Madge, Yoke 67 years of age Yeah whatever you call her She's announced her new album Confessions 2 It's a sequel to Confessions on the dance floor She's got her disco pants on Yes Which is fitting because the first single is utter pants Oh