Callan (Johnny B)

If I could answer a different question to the one you've asked me, I would say that we are, of course, aware that this is not a panacea.

It is one half-assed measure among a suite of half-assed measures.

Stephanie Sheeran, would you like a gin?

It's Sheehan, and I'm here to practice my tear-adjacent voice to take on Rory Herron in this department and say things like rights of tenants, living standards, that sort of thing.

I would refute that totally.

I mean, the shed meat living in these neocranos will be delighted with it.

It's of a far better quality than, for example, living in a rabbit's warren or in the stomach of a medium-sized whale.

Yeah, there's lime and salt there, lads, if you want tequilas.

I would be calling for a full review of this.

More reviews, Katie.

More reviews in the middle of a housing crisis when we should just be allowed to do whatever we like.

The government is creating a shadow rental market.

Conor, if we could rent out shadows for people to live in, we would, but we'd have to check with landlord investment firms first, as per you.

Okay, surely these garden ghettos are open for abuse without any enforcement.

Like, if there wasn't a bouncer in Arthur Mains, I'd be horsing into the peach snaps whenever I wanted.

Look,

This was supposed to be an easy interview.

Patio Pods polled really well among my friends in the law library.

Oh yeah, what did you specialise in?

Commercial and chancery.