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I live with my boyfriend and I found his piss jar in our apartment.

I live with my boyfriend and I found his piss jar in our apartment.

Yeah.

I have very overbearing parents. Even at the age of 29, they won't let me move out of their house.

I have very overbearing parents. Even at the age of 29, they won't let me move out of their house.

I have very overbearing parents. Even at the age of 29, they won't let me move out of their house.

Even at the age of 29, they won't let me move out of their house.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails. I have very overbearing parents.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails. I have very overbearing parents.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails. I have very overbearing parents.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails.

to connect with his mom or his mom to be connecting with him and i'm meaning like late 20s early 30s or mid 30s what what does that look like in in y'all's opinion and what's too much and what's too little um where one could be a red flag on both sides for the man and his mother

Hi, Hannah. Hi, Paige. My name is Allie. I'm from Athens, Georgia. I am a longtime giggler. Huge, huge, huge fan of you both. Love Summer House. Paige, girl of the season. Let's talk. Send me a message. Anyways, my question for you guys is if you could only use one makeup product for the rest of your life, what would that makeup product be? Mine is either... Eyeliner or mascara?

I love the girls so much.

We don't even yet know the names of the 67 people who were killed. And you are blaming Democrats and DEI policies and air traffic control and seemingly the member of the US military who was flying that Black Hawk helicopter. Don't you think you're getting ahead of the investigation right now?

Hi, thank you both so much for taking the time to speak with me today. I really appreciate it. This is, you know, I was young. I married my high school sweetheart in my early 20s. And he was in the military. And I became an officer's wife in 2001. And this was right before 9-11 happened. So at that time, the priority seemed small. It seems that the priority should be his career.

It should be the things that were going on at the time. So I stepped back. I played small. I played the supporting role. And I continued doing that for years. And I don't... You know, what I was doing felt like it was valuable. It was important that it was serving a purpose. And I was grateful for the people and experiences that I had.

But when my husband left, I was not prepared necessarily for the life that I had at that moment of making myself a priority. And it's been a struggle since. Meaning divorce? Divorce? Yes. Yes. So I keep asking myself, well, what if I had what if I had finished my degree before I had gotten married? What if I had gone back to school at any point? What if I had listened to my intuitions?

What if I had stood up for myself? And what if I saw value in my place in my marriage and what I was doing at that time? And and how would that have helped? better prepared me for the life that I was living afterwards. And so even now, I still struggle.

Like, I still struggle to make the things that I value, my art and my writing, I still struggle to make them the way that I want and put them out there without trying to make myself small and fit in. So I feel like I'm on the cusp of... this new transformation of moving forward still. And it's still holding me back that what if, like, what if I had done these things earlier?

Would I be better prepared?

That's right. Yes. What if I even at different points, even if I had just taken the driver's seat and said, you know what, I want to go back and I want to finish my degree and I wanted to start a career. What if I had done any of those things at various different points through those years?

I finished a book. I'm about 110,000 words in, and I have it, and I'm right on that verge of feeling like I want to get it out there, but there's something that keeps still holding me back from... Okay, can I get in here?

It is. That's one of my paintings, yes.

The barn is my painting.

What if I had stood up for myself in my marriage?

Hey, Theo. My name is actually Theo as well.

I got a situation here. I've been talking to this girl for like two years, and it turns out I got her pregnant. After that all happened, the word got around, and somehow it turns out that she's my first cousin. Any advice would help, and thank you so much.

Hey, T.O. Man, love your show, bro. Listen to you every day or every time you make a podcast. I'm actually listening to Pickle Chili right now. And I heard the caller call in about he lost his girlfriend or whatever. And you asked some people to call in, give some ideas of how maybe he can handle this situation.

And look, I actually lost my daughter five years ago to this day from a brain aneurysm. And I guess the only advice I can say is like, man, don't let nobody tell you how long you should grieve. It's going to be different for everyone because not every situation is going to be built the same. So do it at your own speed, man.

There's going to be a lot of people that's going to want to get involved and tell you how you should do these. But you have to experience this the way that you need to experience this to make it right for you. I have dreams about my daughter often, man. And it's funny because like in my dreams, I know she's passed away and I know she's not with her.

So while I'm dreaming, I try to, I just try to hug her and talk to her and make that dream last as long as I can. You know, and look, bro, miss her. Miss her every day. I talk to my daughter. I miss, I mean, every night before I say a prayer, I talk to my daughter and I've been doing that since the day she's passed away. And look, Last but not least, bro, it doesn't get easier. It really doesn't.

It just becomes a new type of normal, if that makes some sense, bro. Man, see you, gang, gang. Love you, bro.

Ich bin 28 Jahre alt. Ich komme aus der Navy. Ich lebe in Orange County, Kalifornien. Danke für deine Arbeit, Bruder.

Es ist schwierig, Freunde als Alter zu machen. Mein ganzes Leben habe ich immer mit schwarzen Freunden gearbeitet. Ich habe Basketball gespielt. Aus 200 weißen Männern und 5 schwarzen Männern habe ich mich mit schwarzen Männern verliebt. Aber ich will einige weiße Freunde oder asiatische Freunde. Nein, Bruder, ich denke nicht, dass du alle Typen von Freunden bekommst.

Let's hear more, Daddy. I mean, I just want to preface by saying I'm not racist, but... Alright.

Lately I've been hanging out with some brothers and I've sneezed a couple times, but... You sneezed, okay?

It's a really hard task to do like

Lass mich diesen hier nehmen. Hey Theo, ich liebe den Show. Ich rufe mit einem Problem. Ich bin 20 Jahre alt. Ich habe jeden Tag getrunken, seit ich 17 Jahre alt bin. There's been times where I stopped drinking for a week. I always fall back into the same thing. And I hate myself for it. Everything pulls me down. I'm just wondering if you have any advice for me.

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Hi.

My name is Hans Walters. I work for Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. I just shot and killed my son, Max, and my wife, Michelle. And I killed her because she's in such chronic pain from her neck and back and on more medicines and she's not going to survive. And we were both seeing a therapist and a psychologist in Boulder City. His name is ****. And I feel terrible for doing it.

Okay, and you... Please don't interrupt me, please.

I've also set the house on fire. And if the fire department comes to my house, because there's a fire hydrant right in front of my house... I'm going to open fire on them. So I have to wait until the house is burning, and then I'm going to shoot myself, okay?

I don't ask me any questions. This is real. This isn't a joke. The fire alarm's in the background is because I set the garage and the bedroom on fire. My wife's in the bedroom. I shot her in the head. My son, unfortunately, is in the living room watching Oswald, and I shot him in the head, too. And forgive me for my sins. Please don't call back. Thank you.