Caller 1

Okay, and you... Please don't interrupt me, please.

Okay, and you... Please don't interrupt me, please.

Okay, and you... Please don't interrupt me, please.

I've also set the house on fire. And if the fire department comes to my house, because there's a fire hydrant right in front of my house... I'm going to open fire on them. So I have to wait until the house is burning, and then I'm going to shoot myself, okay?

I've also set the house on fire. And if the fire department comes to my house, because there's a fire hydrant right in front of my house... I'm going to open fire on them. So I have to wait until the house is burning, and then I'm going to shoot myself, okay?

I've also set the house on fire. And if the fire department comes to my house, because there's a fire hydrant right in front of my house... I'm going to open fire on them. So I have to wait until the house is burning, and then I'm going to shoot myself, okay?

I don't ask me any questions. This is real. This isn't a joke. The fire alarm's in the background is because I set the garage and the bedroom on fire. My wife's in the bedroom. I shot her in the head. My son, unfortunately, is in the living room watching Oswald, and I shot him in the head, too. And forgive me for my sins. Please don't call back. Thank you.

I don't ask me any questions. This is real. This isn't a joke. The fire alarm's in the background is because I set the garage and the bedroom on fire. My wife's in the bedroom. I shot her in the head. My son, unfortunately, is in the living room watching Oswald, and I shot him in the head, too. And forgive me for my sins. Please don't call back. Thank you.

I don't ask me any questions. This is real. This isn't a joke. The fire alarm's in the background is because I set the garage and the bedroom on fire. My wife's in the bedroom. I shot her in the head. My son, unfortunately, is in the living room watching Oswald, and I shot him in the head, too. And forgive me for my sins. Please don't call back. Thank you.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails. I have very overbearing parents.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails. I have very overbearing parents.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails. I have very overbearing parents.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails. I have very overbearing parents.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails. I have very overbearing parents.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails. I have very overbearing parents.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails. I have very overbearing parents.

I collect my roommate's toenails and fingernails. I have very overbearing parents.