Caller 4
Appearances
Giggly Squad
Bonus Giggly Gloss Hotline
Hey, ladies. I've been dating this older guy recently. for about a year and a half now. He is 37 and I'm 28. And I've said, I love you to him. And his response was, you've told me that already. His response was not, I love you too. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. Let me bow down to you and kiss your feet. which is what I really was expecting.
Giggly Squad
Bonus Giggly Gloss Hotline
I totally thought he would say it back. It's been a while. We've gone to funerals together. So, like, how long is too long to wait until... Wait, I'm obsessed with her.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#572 - Pickle Chili
You know, sometimes you land on hard times, man, and you're just trying to get, you know, food to eat and a place to sleep or whatever. And I'm like, you know, I got a five-gallon bucket of pickles, and I'm stealing bananas from the 7-Eleven, man. I'm going in there, and I'm pocketing these fucking bananas from the 7-Eleven.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#572 - Pickle Chili
How long can I last is what I'm thinking. I was just like, Could I last two months on a five-gallon bucket of pickles and stealing bananas from 7-Eleven? Because I'm eating bananas and pickles. That's all I'm fucking eating. That's all I got to eat, man. That's all I got to live upon. Live upon, man!
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#572 - Pickle Chili
You know, the world is a cruel place. The world is a cruel fucking place, man. And I realize that, man, when you're eating pickles and bananas just to survive.