Candace Bailey

And next thing I knew, there was a bar stool that was hurled in the air.

Wait, but I've been to Comic Strip.

Where were they when they threw the stool?

I'm just thinking that stool traveled quite a ways, did it not?

Yeah, it did travel quite – yeah, there was some definitely – there was some – It went over some people's heads to get to you.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean there wasn't too many people at like 1230 at night either.

But like I was in Phoenix, Arizona one time and I was with another comedian.

We had some girls come back with us.

And the girls are going to leave.

We were swimming or whatever, and nothing was going to happen.

And he's trying to get the girl's number, and she's like, I'm not going to give you my number.

And I slip on her.

So I'm like, all right, guys, you know, good seeing you.

She stood in the corner, and he was talking all this shit for a good five to seven minutes.

I just started wailing on his head.

He couldn't see anything.

And he just said, chill, dog, chill, dog, chill, chill.

I go, you done?

He goes, chill, dog.