Candace Owens

I'm being victimized on this podcast.

toddler playground.

And the dialogue obviously going on in my head was, Cabot, please put your lip back inside of your mouth before I punch you in your face.

But I'm a doll.

I'm like a southern peach now.

So I instead reinforced to him, I said, Cabot, we are on a toddler playground.

This is just not the appropriate place.

And then he said, oh, would your podcast be a more appropriate place?

And that was giving Todd from Wedding Crashers when he's like, oh, will that make you love me?

And yeah, obviously my podcast would be a more appropriate place because like toddlers are not my general demographic.

And I would like to state unequivocally that never in the history of this podcast have I discussed Cabot Phillips tattoos or his inner lips.

And anyway, I think after this, he suddenly sort of arrived at his senses and realized that it was very strange to take your lip out at a toddler playground.

But of course, because my life is actually a sitcom, someone thought, wouldn't it also be funny if then after all of that, they're like two kids wanted to be friends with one another?

Exactly what happened.

My two-year-old has now worked out that he's basically the same size as Cabot's, looks like he's two-year-old.

And the two of them are looking at each other like they want to play.

And I'm like,

are we going to do this?

I'm looking at my son, looking at his, I was like, are you guys going to really?

And they were like, did we just become best friends?