Captain Glenn
speaker
40 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Jan 2025
Captain Glenn’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You know, I thought, cut them a little slack, you know, when I lived in a cave. God, I love caves. You know, sometimes we would need a drink to get by, so I understood. And it's the end of the season, they've been working hard. And you know, I don't feel good taking 100%. I don't think that's fair.
And I'm going to be real mean Canada and say they're all still very good looking, talented people. And Glenn, stay on. Stay on their asses. Sorry, I just can't do it. It's Canada. So the crew without a loss of damages gets 2,500 euros. But Daisy, Gary and Keith, they're only going to get 2,000 euros. Really showed them.
He said, no, hold on. I'm let me, let me get a monologue ready in my head. I'm going to tell this kid off. No one's ever seen a tell off like this. Well, you just wait for it. Hey, chase.
Well, thank you for doing that. I'm going to reward you for being a good little boy and give you $1,500. Wait a minute!
Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney.
Hava Nagila Webber.
Get a bee in your bonnet with Lacey B. Rigging the funk, it's Leslie Plunkett. She gets an A from us, it's Lindsay B. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino.
We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides.
Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender.
Well, I'm very, very sorry for that because that should never happen. Obviously, we dropped the ball here. Could I offer you as compensation a 45-minute lecture about life in a cave, growing up, spending time, being near nurses, etc.?
I'd be married by now. What were we talking about? And by the way, in case you haven't seen the season trailer, we do fall quite a bit. It's kind of hilarious.
Actually, it's a fish knife, you fucking idiot. Get off my boat. Unfortunately, an education in fine dining isn't on the menu for you, dear. I live in a van and I still know more about luxury than you do. Get off my boat.
She's like, oh, for fuck's sake, Glenn!
Yeah, I appreciate it. It's like, okay, give me a hug.
I didn't even say caves. Flashes up again.
Winky cousins.
so then now it's time for a preference sheet meeting okay everyone the primary her name is detox and this is a world-famous drag queen superstar from Chicago she's thrilled to finally be taking a vacation and she's bringing along her sister Heather along with fellow drag queen Lola LaCroix and three other friends her friend mark is an adult film director it's his first time back in Ibiza hey
Why are you guys funny? Did someone make a joke about caves?
And then it's like, oh my God, come on, hurry up, hurry up. We got to get the food out to them.
Literally nobody does anything to a jellyfish.
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