Captain Jacobs (the Batavia captain)
speaker
20 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
Captain Jacobs (the Batavia captain)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Hey, how you doing, Pelfart? Good to see ya. Remember the last time you fucked up in India?
Oh yeah, Pelfart?
Side stories.
Yep.
Anyway, let's go check out the other fucking boat, dude, or they got a thing called a tortilla jam.
Somebody else just rang me.
Lube. Make sure before we set out to fill up the lube cask. We've got to keep it a full to the very brim. Fifteen barrels of lube on this ship. My favorite flavor, strawberry kiwi.
It's kind of dark. Sausage. And it's full of juice. Yeah, yeah, little poppers. Yeah.
Let's stab his head into the grass. Cut off his butt. He's forfeited.
It's like joking, joking, joking.
Yes.
I'm sorry. I'm just angry. I'm an awful man.
So, yeah, him and his assistant. Yeah, and his boy.
Farty Fred, that's the best idea I've heard all night. Thank you. That's amazing. Wow. Yeah. Doo-doo.
She's my fun new girlfriend!
Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
Arrgh!
That's what I'm talking about! Alright!
They do have that. Three white men. My last three wives' wombs fell out of their butts.
Ah, truly the rarer fragrances.
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