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Global News Podcast
Israel says Gaza ceasefire will end unless Hamas frees hostages by Saturday
What took place in the early hours of Tuesday in the Sicilian capital of Palermo is being referred to as the biggest anti-mafia operation since at least the 1980s. And it's because of the sheer amount of arrests that were carried out. So over 180 suspected mafia members were arrested. And the list of crimes that they are accused of ranges from attempted murder and blackmail to illegal gambling.
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Israel says Gaza ceasefire will end unless Hamas frees hostages by Saturday
But perhaps the most important thing that has transpired from this whole operation, which is the result of a month-long investigation by the Carabinieri military police, is that the mafia is not really a relic of the past. It is still operating. It is evolving. And it's evolving alongside technology. And it's giving rise to what some Italian media have been describing as the Mafia 3.0 movement.
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Israel says Gaza ceasefire will end unless Hamas frees hostages by Saturday
So now both the mafia bosses that are free and the ones who are behind bars have been using latest generation mobile phones with special encrypted software for their meetings to the point where some bosses from their prison cells have been able to order the beatings of some people that have wronged them and, you know, watch it all happen on the screen of a tiny mobile phone.
Global News Podcast
Israel says Gaza ceasefire will end unless Hamas frees hostages by Saturday
Yes, that's right, Nick. And while I and I think many other Sicilians still feel like the mafia is kind of a specter that hangs over us, it still finds a way to kind of weave itself into bigger, already existing problems and economic crises. So, for example, Sicily is currently undergoing one of the most serious water crises in its history.
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Israel says Gaza ceasefire will end unless Hamas frees hostages by Saturday
And while, of course, this is due to droughts and increasingly dry winters, the mafia there has been able to harness that crisis for profit, for example, by offering water for sale, which is often drawn from illegal wells of questionable quality.
Global News Podcast
Israel says Gaza ceasefire will end unless Hamas frees hostages by Saturday
So I think many Sicilians still feel disheartened and powerless in the face of it all and feel that it's a problem that they will never be able to fully eradicate.
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This is the stunned reaction of Egyptian archaeologist Zai Hawass as he takes in his remarkable discovery. He and his team are on the Nile's west bank in Luxor, Egypt, and all around him lay more than 1,000 intricately decorated stone blocks and other fragments dating back 3,600 years.
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First deaths as wildfires wreak havoc in LA
They showcase the reign of Queen Hatshepsut, one of only a few female pharaohs to rule during the ancient Egyptian dynasty.
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First deaths as wildfires wreak havoc in LA
Among the treasures unearthed by Hawass's team are bronze coins bearing the image of Alexander the Great, children's toys made of clay, and beautifully crafted scarabs. Each item tells a story of life, death, and the belief systems of the pharaohs and their people.
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First deaths as wildfires wreak havoc in LA
Zahi Hawass described the discovery as the most significant royal find on Luxor's West Bank since Tutankhamun's tomb was unearthed in the 1920s. Now, the mission turns to preserving these archaeological wonders for future generations.
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First deaths as wildfires wreak havoc in LA
The artefacts are being carefully analysed and restored, with plans to showcase them to the public, ensuring Egypt's historical record continues to fascinate the world.
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Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
It was one of those kind of frantic scenes where you see the two leaders sitting side by side, a fireplace there in the White House, Prime Minister Netanyahu, President Trump. And then these questions just being kind of rapid fire thrown at both Trump and Netanyahu. But these are comments that we've heard President Trump make before. He's kind of reiterating the stance that.
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Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
He thinks that Gazans should essentially be given land elsewhere, that this isn't a place that he thinks they could return to or that they would want to return to. He has suggested and he kind of underlined this again that neighboring countries, Egypt or Jordan, could take on some Palestinians.
Global News Podcast
Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
You know, he was throwing out numbers off the top of his head, but he said something like 1.7, 1.8 million people. Obviously, this is something that those countries have suggested. flat out rejected as of now.
Global News Podcast
Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
He then said, you know, there could be up to six different locations where where Palestinians could go to, you know, and he sort of said, look, returning to Gaza, in his words, is a guarantee that they're going to end up dying. And he suggested and we heard there in that clip from from President Trump, but saying that, you know, people don't want to go back.
Global News Podcast
Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
And we obviously saw at the first moment that the northern part of Gaza was reopened and people were allowed to start to return. We saw these in Really impactful scenes of hundreds of thousands really of Palestinians returning for the first time in months to that area of Gaza. If you ask many Palestinians, of course, they would say that this is where they live. This is their homeland.
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Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
They don't want to leave. So these are controversial statements and it's probably fair to say that – Hearing a president of the United States utter these words is definitely a shift in terms of the political stance, the actual policy of the United States in terms of especially what we saw from President Biden.
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Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
He was very clear that he saw a solution to peace in this region as a two-state solution, Israel and some sort of land for the Palestinians living side by side.
Global News Podcast
Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
What we're expecting from the two of them is we heard this quick, you know, five or 10 minute, what's called a bilateral meeting. This was with reporters. And a lot of this was, you know, kind of staged for the cameras. You're not going to necessarily hear Benjamin Netanyahu lay out his entire case at this moment. They're now behind closed doors. They'll be having more private discussions.
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Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
But what we did hear from the prime minister was, you know, kind of laying out how he sees Because a lot of questions coming in on the Israeli side were how he would address the next stage of this ceasefire deal, which is designed to happen in three stages. We've seen the first stage playing out, and this is the release of
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Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
hostages being held in Gaza by Hamas in exchange for Palestinian prisoners. The second stage, everyone watching knows this is going to be a very difficult one. This won't be as easy to implement. So the question is, how will Netanyahu go about this? There are people in his government, more on the far right, who... don't want to see the ceasefire continue.
Global News Podcast
Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
They don't want to see stage two happen at all. It's a difficult balancing act for him. But what we heard from Netanyahu was saying, you know, he said, I'm not going to give up on any of the hostages, which the second stage of this deal would see the release of those remaining hostages that are still there in Gaza. But he also said, you know, I'm not going to give up on our war aims. So
Global News Podcast
Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
How exactly that's possible, we're not sure. That's a balancing act that the prime minister's been trying to walk for a long time. The second stage of that ceasefire deal would also see the complete withdrawal of the IDF, of Israeli forces from that territory. But it was interesting to hear him balancing those two points, saying, you know, we're not giving up on freeing the hostages.
Global News Podcast
Trump and Netanyahu meet at the White House
But at the same time, they consider their war aim, which, of course, is the complete elimination of Hamas. And he's saying he's not going to give up on that either.
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Six-day state funeral for Jimmy Carter begins in Georgia
We're right outside of the Carter Presidential Center and Library here in Atlanta. This is really the headquarters, if you want to think about it that way, of his post-presidency, where over many decades, far longer, of course, than when he was in the White House, Jimmy Carter, along with his wife, Rosalind Carter, worked to combat many different things.
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Six-day state funeral for Jimmy Carter begins in Georgia
They worked to promote democracy across the world, combat imperialism. infectious disease, worked towards all kinds of different diplomatic missions. This really is the center of his life after 1981 when he left the White House. But what we're seeing today is an outpouring of tributes and memorials for the former president. Just watching that motorcade go through these
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Six-day state funeral for Jimmy Carter begins in Georgia
very rural areas of Georgia, Plains, Georgia, where he grew up, his boyhood town, the boyhood farm where he grew up, where there was no running water or electricity back in 1924 when Jimmy Carter was born there.
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Six-day state funeral for Jimmy Carter begins in Georgia
Many people remembering his legacy and what he meant as a president, but also as a diplomat, as someone who advocated for civil rights, someone who advocated for health care and vaccines around the world. So Jimmy Carter left quite the legacy behind. And those are the stories and memories that, of course, are being shared today here, not only in Georgia, but across the country.
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Six-day state funeral for Jimmy Carter begins in Georgia
This is just the beginning of a multi-day state funeral here in the United States. It will then move on to the Capitol, Washington, D.C. He'll be lying in repose in the Capitol building for a couple of days before a big national memorial. We know that Jimmy Carter personally asked President Joe Biden to deliver the eulogy for him at that memorial service in the National Cathedral. And then...
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Six-day state funeral for Jimmy Carter begins in Georgia
After all that pomp and circumstance, appropriate, a very humble man from humble beginnings will return back to that small town of Plains, Georgia. That's where he wishes to be buried alongside his late wife, Rosalyn.
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Six-day state funeral for Jimmy Carter begins in Georgia
Yeah, Jimmy Carter, when he left the White House, really wasn't a very popular president. His approval ratings were some of the lowest that we've ever seen historically for a president. But ever since then, Jimmy Carter has earned respect for the work that he has done building houses with a group called Habitat for Humanity. Of course, his work through the Carter Center.
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Six-day state funeral for Jimmy Carter begins in Georgia
has always had that kind of respect as a person, a very religious man, who even taught Sunday school into his later years, just years before he ended up passing away. Jimmy Carter even got the respect of someone who he has not always agreed with, the next president, Donald Trump, who paid his respects in a very gracious way just a couple of days ago in a social media post.
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Six-day state funeral for Jimmy Carter begins in Georgia
So those memories being shared in the White House now and in the future White House too.
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The Happy Pod: From security guard to sculptor at the Met Museum
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The Happy Pod: From security guard to sculptor at the Met Museum
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The Happy Pod: From security guard to sculptor at the Met Museum
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South Korea: police refuse to arrest impeached President
You can maybe put us in jail. You can beat us up, but you never... can take away our soul, our existence, our identity.
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Zelensky told to leave White House after clash with Trump
It is a sound as old as time. Many of us associate it with festivities like Christmas or with the Christian faith more generally. And if you ever find yourself in Europe, chances are you won't be too far away from the chiming of church bells. The practice of bell ringing itself is a long and storied history that dates back centuries.
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Zelensky told to leave White House after clash with Trump
But what you might be surprised to hear is that Italian teenagers are bringing it back. Take the Federation of Ambrosian Bell Ringers, for example. In the tower of a Paris church in Moggiano, a neighbourhood on the outskirts of Milan, a group of young bell ringers are tugging on ropes as a leader calls out their numbers.
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Zelensky told to leave White House after clash with Trump
Quinta. Some of them are 13 years old and still in school, while others are in their early 20s. And their common goal is to save the art of manual Ambrosian bell ringing.
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Zelensky told to leave White House after clash with Trump
Known for its distinctive melodies, the Ambrosian style dates back to the 18th century and is characterized by heavily counterbalanced bells and the optional use of a carry-on keyboard, where a single player hits the keys with their fists to make the bells ring. These more obscure techniques have struggled to maintain relevance due to the spread of automated bell ringing in the mid-20th century.
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Zelensky told to leave White House after clash with Trump
But perhaps this renewed interest in a centuries-old practice suggests that tradition does have a future after all.
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EU agrees to boost defence spending
Die Athena-Maschine wird in eine Region des Mondes schauen, die es wirklich schwer zu sehen ist. Etwas, was diese permanent beschädigten Regionen nennt. Also, von der Definition her, erreicht die Sonne sie nicht. Also macht es sie schwer zu sehen. Und es hat einen kleinen Hopper, der auf der Oberfläche springen wird und versuchen wird, für Wasser in diesen Regionen zu schauen.
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EU agrees to boost defence spending
Sie sind ein guter Ort, um für Wasser zu schauen, weil die Sonne sie nicht bekommt, sodass die Wasser nicht ausbrennt. but they're making them very hard to see from the Earth. So this little hopper is going to look around and look for hydrogen as a proxy to look for water. So it's a great little mission to go and see an area that we really can't see very well from the Earth.
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EU agrees to boost defence spending
But let's hope it can do it. It's a bit of an exciting time right now.
Global News Podcast
EU agrees to boost defence spending
So back in the Apollo era, NASA were the ones that sent people to the moon. Now they're actually subcontracting different companies to try and develop the technology to go back to the moon. So, of course, it's been a long time since humans set foot on the moon. So new technology needs to be built. We need to remember how to do that and how to do that using the technology that we have available.
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EU agrees to boost defence spending
So there's a few different companies that have been subcontracted to do that.
Global News Podcast
EU agrees to boost defence spending
und intuitive machines are one of them so they had a lander that landed last year and that famously tipped over but land is successfully on the moon and this is pushing the technology a little bit more it's going to a region of the moon that's traditionally been very hard to get to again landing and this time deploying a hopper so with each of these landings that technology is being delivered but now it's by private companies for nasa rather than nasa being the ones that pay and make the things themselves
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EU agrees to boost defence spending
I know, I know, I love that album too. The optics on the front cover aren't good either, but let's not go there. It still gets sunlight, it just doesn't see the earth.
The Glenn Beck Program
Best of the Program | Guest: Carol Roth | 3/4/25
Hi, I'd love to hear Donald Trump say something that no president or congressman has ever said, and that is that the people with a capital P, highest office in the land, dutiful remnant, has the responsibility and the duty to I agree. I agree. That would be great for him to say.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Yeah. So basically Lindsay said that Dorinda went to a party at Margaret Joseph's house and got drunk and started telling everyone that she was pregnant. And then the word got back to Lindsay and she was like, WTF. Um, And by the way, is that legal for a corporation to fire someone if they're pregnant? If this is what happened?
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So what Lindsay said, though, is at that point when Dorinda was saying this stuff, Lindsay had already lost her baby. And so... No, no. Which made this all...
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That would be a great reboot to the reboot would be if those two were both on Roni. I guess. Yeah. I mean, I guess what I, what I don't understand. So this is where they have a feud. I still don't totally see how it impacts the traders because the rumor had previously been that Lindsay was pregnant and then she was keeping it secret and then it was outed. So she was fired.
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But if she had tragically lost her child, then like, or I should say her baby, how would that impact the traders, if you know what I'm saying? No.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
well then dorinda replied to um okay by saying these rumors are 100 false and this was already addressed in july and nbc and bravo both addressed this and it's very sad that she did this uh medley who rarely comments on gossip uh mentioned hubbard could have picked up the really picked up the phone and talked us out rather than continuing to perpetuate the narrative she says as she calls okay
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All right, get her on the phone. Back it up, bitch. Do you know what they should rename your magazine from okay to not well, bitch?
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It feels nice to give my home a little TLC after all that chaos and hubbub of December.
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Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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It was such a good season. And I feel like one thing that's really fun about doing the crappies is that like you get to kind of like remember the stuff that happened earlier in the year, because right now we're so present tense. We're always focusing on like right now it's like Salt Lake City. Like all I can think about is Salt Lake City, Beverly Hills, et cetera.
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But, like, we forget that Summer House had an amazing season. Like, an amazing season. And Orange County had, like, an amazing season. And New Jersey, for all its dysfunction, gave us great moments. But you're right, though. Like, Summer House feels like it was so long ago. It's like, wow.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
yeah surprisingly that movie was a huge bomb who have ever thought that a biopic where they replaced the star with a monkey wouldn't really land with audiences especially a biopic of a of a singer who people might know in america had like a moment 25 years ago in america but is like not like that famous over here compared to the uk who'd have thought it would bomb
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
But yes, so I guess the news is that Robbie Williams' wife of 15 years, Ada Field, she was a bartender. And she said, Andy said- And was like, wait, he's dating a bartender? Yeah. You know, it's amazing what comes out of Sir. But Andy was like, hey, I mean, can I be real and say that we've asked Ada to be Real Housewives of Beverly Hills like five years in a row? Ha!
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Good for Crystal. Good for you, Crystal. You should steal her thunder. Ada is from Los Angeles. I just looked it up. She was born in Los Angeles. She's American. So it means that she does not have a nice, fun British accent. I mean, she probably talks like this. Like, I actually totally want to be a real house at the Beverly Hills.
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But unfortunately, I'm like too busy raising our children's crews and Baxter and Doorknob. So it just takes a lot of time. And unfortunately, I don't have as much time as like Crystal, who does basically nothing with her time.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
I've taken Kiel to so many, like, baby yoga lattes classes, and he's, like, getting really good about doing wheel. I'm so proud of him.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Fine. So, you know what makes me mad? This rumor is from Crystal herself. I want her to be the subject of rumor, not the one spreading it.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Yeah, let's see what Ada has to say. Well, I think they'll miss their window because without Crystal, then Ada becomes less interesting, right? I mean, I guess they can say, oh, like her husband is like British pop royalty. And then maybe that could cause something with Dorit and Boy George and like a rivalry there. But I don't know. I don't know. I think we could do better than Ada.
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I'm just going to say that right now.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
don't even know her i don't even know but i'm assuming she's a monster i mean i would love that of course she is she's got to be if andy cohen was trying to get her on the show for five years straight and she still didn't sign up like if andy cohen doesn't chase anyone for five years i don't think and at least not anyone who's not famous so she must her her monstrosity must be so big that they're like we gotta like she's our she's our whale our our white whale our white whale
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Yeah, I took some time to heal from when I made Lindsay look crazy and made myself look like I was being abused by her. Took some time to heal from that. Yeah, it was really hard.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
think someone like was with him and said that before you start dating again you have to write a business proposal so now he's like yeah i'm just not quite ready to put myself out there i'm just not yet all right not done with the problem yet so we'll see you later he explains why he's not ready with the very self-serving comment which is being a very public person it presents a layer of challenge sometimes with meeting and dating
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
So I've had some things where people may have like ulterior motives or like someone I'm interested in just doesn't want to do anything with this. So it could be either way. I'm like, oh, so now you know how it feels when someone has an ulterior motive. They'll say anything just to get with you.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
But they really have an ulterior motive and have no interest in having a relationship with you in the first place. Isn't that funny? Because that's kind of what we watch you do to people for the first five or six years on the show.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
And Jackie Goldschneider is two Jersey J's. So Jackie was there too. Jackie was like, now let me tell you something. Would you agree that Dolores is a slob? Because I really believe that.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
It's going pretty well. You know, very excited about these crappy awards, I have to say. Very stressed, too. We were just commiserating about how stressful it is. I'm really, really stressed, mainly because I have too many tabs that are open right now. But I'm so excited. And honestly, we just announced the round two voting ballot, and a whole bunch of people, a bunch of Bravo lebs, re-grammed it.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
I'm a slob. Wow. I have a lot of things to say, but I'm just, like, not quite ready to say them yet. But, like, I was kind of thinking about, like, whatever I do say, I want to say it in brick and mortar. So looking forward to that.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
By the way, people have told us that Jackie Goldschneider was not part of the Carl interview. It was just Jen Fessler.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
That's right. Hey, Ronnie, I just need you to be a little softer with me with those accusations. I see what you're trying to do there, but just be a little softer.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
I was thinking about, like, after I open up Soft, opening up a store just called Public, or maybe Publix. I don't know, because I'm so public. I'm so public.
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I love the layers of hat wear. It's like you took off your hood to reveal a hat.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
It's literally like two paragraphs saying the rumor is that Kyle wants Dorit taken off the show. And what Kyle's doing, so now there's another report alleging that Kyle is actually trying to get rid of Dorit. An insider who is allegedly closed to production told, okay, not well. What Kyle's doing to Dorit is really ugly.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
She's trying to go around to get everyone on her side when it's obvious to the viewers that the other woman, she's talking to PK about personal things. Who could blame Dorit for being mad about it?
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
And I'm just actually a little starstruck. Like, I went into our DMs, and everything was like... Phaedra Parks added, mentioned you in their story and so-and-so mentioned you in their story. And I was like, Whitney Leavitt wrote a comment. I was like, Whitney Leavitt. So I'm kind of like, I'm like an emotional wreck right now.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
i'm sorry for you on kyle being mean to you duh i mean if we if we run the tapes back i'm like a large majority of the people who've left the show were enemies of kyle right camille enemy of kyle lisa vanderpump enemy of kyle although maybe in this theory doesn't hold water because rinna ally of kyle teddy ally of kyle yolanda just yolanda Okay, my theory has Carlton, witch, enemy of Kyle.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
The theory is back on track. Catherine, what's her face? OJ's ex, right? I think she may have been an enemy of Kyle, perhaps.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
yes um i love that i love that for our chat it's just a nice good old-fashioned spirituality the point is this kyle sucks kyle sucks and if she is trying to push out dory like i don't think it's going to work because i think dorit is too entrenched in the show and also she has the public behind her because everyone sees that kyle is on the wrong both about the stupid bravo con thing which was kind of a manufactured point that she made to try to bolster up the fact that she was a tool
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
like asshole at the reunion saying that she and Dorit were never really friends. And then she's also totally in violation of girl code by texting with PK. And then she's acting like it's no big deal. Sorry, Kyle, you're kind of failing in all of your arguments this season.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Ooh! love this this is a great this is a great turn for britney i i want to see britney showing houses um because she'll be so bad at it i have an announcement um yes britney britney we have okay britney um i haven't put out the charcuterie yet but we can start the meeting yes what would you like to say jared didn't do it but he did propose to me and a costco
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
No, he didn't. Brittany, we agreed we're not going to be talking about personal matters at the Presidio Group during our meetings. This is a violation of the Gen Yo Code of Standards and Ethics.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
I am so impressed with Brittany's ways to get onto Osmond Lane. She's like, well, if Jared is a dead end, maybe someone will need a realtor. I'm gonna step foot on that lane one way or another.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
I was actually dabbling. I was sort of skimming through a Rachel Zoe project episode today, and wow.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
well uh sold on slc is a really good show that people should watch and um it kind of has like everything that i want you know mormon stuff and like real estate so like that's it that's fun there's always the same house but i like it i think it's a good show and deserves a second season
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
mean we knew that would happen someday when her amazon version like she and tim try and make that amazon version happen it was like okay that show but um it wasn't amazing and it also every every week there was like uh every episode there was like a wacky moment where they do something silly like heidi and tim and i fully believe that was like heidi who's like okay
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
you know what i think would be really funny would be if we like go and walk around the town and we do say funny things because you know that tim gunn is not trying to do wacky things with paint and whatever silliness the point is it was an inferior show it was only a matter of time before heidi went back to the mothership i'm i'm i'm sorry i agree with you but i was drinking a nice big chug of water because i believe in staying right right you had a big chug
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
I am sad, though, that Project Runway is going to be on Freeform and not on Bravo. I mean, why did Bravo not pick it up? It just seems like it's just so much a part of Bravo's original DNA and such a good show. And it's just it's I don't know. I don't like this.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
They need to, I think that I've like, Bravo tried to sort of go into lifestyle a little bit a few years ago when they had Home by Bravo. Oh, they keep trying.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Of course. But like I, I don't know why they've never really been able to capitalize off of Top Chef. I feel like Top Chef, Top Chef is a marquee show for them. I love it. I love Top Chef time. And they've, you know, Just Desserts was great. I enjoyed Masters, but they got rid of both of those. And then they do these shitty half-baked concepts like Top Chef Amateurs.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
There's got to be a way to like expand the Top Chef thing. Like Food Network, it has so much stuff. I think that like Bravo could definitely explore the food space more because we obviously tune into Bravo for like the best food programming. It's better than food network. So they have to just, if they're like a cooking show on Bravo, I would be, I would love that.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Look at that link. I heard that she got a new face. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. I'm trying to... It looks pretty, but it's very new.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
I think it looks nice. It looks very nice. I think it's great work.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
where is she if you were a nini leaks fan you would know where she is ma'am okay yes exactly i mean look i'm i'm i'm at a point in my life where i'm down for nini leaks to come back like she really bothered me for a while because she just got become such a diva and like my my thing is i don't like when people think that they're bigger than the shows that they're on and so i get frustrated but at this point
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
I mean, Nini's obviously like one of the best of all time, you know, one of the best. So I'm like, I would take Bethany back. I swear to God, I will like these people drive me nuts. And yet I also fully understand their value that they add to these shows.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
This is really true. I mean, seriously. They are like, yeah, yeah.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
I did not hear that, but that's nice to hear. I mean, I think that Andy is really smart and he knows, I don't know. I think that like, listen, he oversees shows where people have these huge fights and then against all odds, they make amends. So he's probably just following suit because he probably knows it might be good to have Nini in the back pocket to throw into one of these shows.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
I don't know what the Internet's take is on Moana's outfit. I actually really enjoyed it. I enjoyed that little hat. It reminded me of the people that walk on the sidewalks in the ritzy parts of Grand Theft Auto, you know? Driving down, there's always a lady walking with one of those hats. And then, of course, you run her over. And then she's like, hey, stop it, you know?
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Yeah, I think you're allowed to go to a football game with someone. And if she is dating him, so what? She's single. She's allowed to date people. She's allowed to date people, especially people who are going to get sweet boxes at the playoff game. Why not? Go for it.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
I think so. Yeah. She said that Lala pulled a knife on her. Oh, my gosh.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Yeah, so Faith basically said the production kind of covered up and said, like, if she spoke out about it, it would come with severe career ramifications. So she held her tongue and everything. And then she also said that despite this, she said that NBC declined to exercise my option, whatever that is. Oh, she was not asked to come back as a full-time cast member, as we know.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
uh, despite the fact that she kept her tongue, she kept her, she kept it quiet about the situation. She wasn't actually made a full-time cast member.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
And then, uh, that she was forced to sign a new contract stating that she would be a volunteer and she was relegated to volunteer status for her final two seasons on the show and didn't receive any compensation despite being treated like an, an employee. God, who is doing, who was handling Faith's contracts and who was not like somebody, somebody to advocate for her to say, um, No.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Yeah.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Yeah, I missed the inauguration. So sorry to say. I was busy doing actual work for the crappies. But I did see that we have been signed out of the Paris Accords. Because, I mean, climate change. I mean, what sort of impact could that possibly have on the world? Anyway, what were you saying about the smoke going on in California, Ronnie?
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
It's Sedana.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
She's not harsh.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
A spy versus spy duck version. Probably. I mean, why not? Like. They kind of look like ducks. They do look like ducks, right? Yeah. By the way, I have not started watching Love Island All-Stars to answer Aaron Bell's question. I would like to. This is like the worst time for me to start that show because, again, I'm just going to keep on announcing how stressed I am.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
But I do plan on catching up once the crappies are done. What show is it? My Love Island. Love Island All-Stars. Oh. Yeah, I don't know. It's the British All-Stars. Can I start with this? He's quite fit. Yes. He's quite fit. He's quite fit. It's still early days. I would like to start with a piece of gossip because it was from last week.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
And since we were talking already about smokiness here in California, because obviously there were terrible, terrible fires that raged through this community two weeks ago. But one of the things that happened was as many, many people were displaced. I mean, thousands of homes, structures were destroyed and people were... they lost their homes. And so they had to find new places.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
And so I feel like I'm setting up to sound like I'm making a joke here, but like, but I'm not that people needed places to live. And there were some really shitty, shitty people out there that started like hiking up their rents. They were basically gouging people who just lost their homes, who lost everything in their lives have to restart the rebuild. And,
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
And when people are at their worst, there are these landlords that have hiked up their rental prices. It's just really despicable and disgusting. So, of course, a Bravo star did it. And happy to announce it was... Mike Shoehead of Equity Union, also from Shaws of Sunset.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
So someone last week, Marlena Rodriguez, she was posting on Twitter that she said, my new hobby of doxing exploitative landlords and reporting them to the Attorney General. This is what she's doing. So she puts up a screenshot, not realizing she's put up a screenshot of Mike from Shaws of Sunset, because she clearly doesn't watch. And basically he had...
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
a rental that in August, it was at 12,000 a month, and then obviously it wasn't selling, so it went down to 10,000 a month. And then in October, he actually removed this listing where it was still at 10,000 a month. And then on January 12th, AKA like four or five days after these fires broke out, he returned it to the market for $16,000. So he raised the price $6,000 per month
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Yeah. Jax, who still had access to TikTok, he was bragging that he had access to TikTok because he downloaded it in Canada. So his wasn't going to go away. I mean, if there's any if there's any reason to support the ban on TikTok, it would be like just to have one fewer social media account by Jax Taylor that we all had to endure.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Tic Tacs, good. Did I say Tic Tacs? Tic Tacs are necessary, all right? Someone save... I'm going to get like a Tic Tac box. It'll say, thank you, President Trump, for saving our mints.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
I was really hoping that this would bring Vine back to life. It's like, okay, TikTok is down. Vine, it's time for your comeback. Welcome back. Another bombshell enters the villa. It's Vine.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Yeah, no, Facebook is like, hey, you know what? Free speech is the best. So we're going to take away all the fact checkers. And if you want to say that gay people are like mentally deranged and should be like, go for it. So you can say it's fine.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
But if you want to put a trans flag on your on your Facebook messenger, well, that's just that we're down for all the free speech except for that free speech. So sorry, guys and gals.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
yeah uh it's i'm glad because i started to like get swept up into tick tock and it was like it was becoming part of my rotation because i have this really annoying rotation where i just go through like four or five apps around and around around in a circle i'll like close i'll go on to facebook for no good reason because there's nothing good on facebook except people saying that someone died and then which is not a good thing i'm just saying that's all that there is on there and then people are vultures on facebook oh my god
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Yeah. And then I go to X, which I hate myself for going there, but I go, then I go to blue sky and then I go to Instagram. Maybe I go to New York times games, try to do spelling bee. And then I go right back to Facebook and I just go in this circle all day long, like within five minutes, it's around board game geek goes in there too. It's just around and around and around and around. And so, uh,
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Yeah, and so TikTok never got into that rotation for some reason and started to, and then somewhere I like fell out of it. So then when all this TikTok panic happened, I was like, hey, I'm actually okay.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Jax. Can't wait for that. Jax. That being said, that being said, can't wait for the Valley to come back. Oh yeah. I'm ready for it.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
That's good. Yeah, exactly.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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#2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani
Yeah. Well, luckily, TikTok gets to live another day. It was taken off of pause.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
And then we see the flashback of Carl being like, uh, a partnership is you caring how I feel and you're making me feel and you're making me feel like you don't care how I feel and feeling is how feeling is and you're making me not feel like I'm feeling because you're emptying drinks instead of caring about my heart right now.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Ashley Savoni. She don't take no baloney.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt. Dana C, Dana Do. We never miss her call, it's Diane Call.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
Kristen the Piston Anderson. Get a bee in your bonnet with Lacey Bee. Rigging the funk, it's Leslie Plunkett. She gets an A from us, it's Lindsay Dee. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino. Fresh as a daisy, it's Maisie McHenry. We love her on the rocks, it's Melissa Cox. Megan Berg, you can't have a burger without the Berg.
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
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#2727 Summer House S09E01: Taco Contract in the Oven
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
So now we are back at the soft party. The soft party is still going. So then some of the women are asking Lil how she knows Carl. And Lil's like, well, he met my whole family because my dad always goes to NYC FC games. And then they became buddies. And then I slid into his DMs and I was like... Think of a number. Okay, now tell me the number you're thinking of. Is it the number 47?
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
And he said, no. And I said, is it the number 63? He said, no. I said, is it 105? It went on for about two hours. And finally, he just told me his number. But anyway, working on the magic, but we did feel chemistry in that moment.
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
it is also i had it in my mind that carl went to like a local community softball game and i did not realize it was like an actual proper professional sporting event so in my mind he was just like some i love the game and like some kids softball game in a van like hey guys hey guys it's just me soft guy soft peddler okay it was actually a professional soccer game yeah
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
Yeah, that is odd. Either way, though, Carl has definitely gotten a lot of mileage out of saying that he needs to heal, he can't be around people, he hasn't even been thinking like that, but clearly he was...
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
ready to roll in october like a few weeks later and ready to flirt and get out on the town so he still is paddling a narrative that he's like this he's been damaged uh even though he was the one who dumped and then um and that he is just like he's in such a tender place and he's got to take things very slowly but he was already
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
I'm just staring at the dent in your chest. So he's like, I mean, listen, we both know that we're not pursuing other people. Okay. All right. That's great. So do you want that? Yeah. I want to give it a try. I feel like I'm ready for it. Wow. That was amazing how little conviction you have in that. That was like the OJ Simpson trial of answers. There was zero conviction.
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
so his whole thing is that um they played kickball like last year and they all had a really fun time and sierra was like yeah that was fun so he was hoping that this time he was like i'm gonna do another kickball game and sierra will come and then they'll be teammates and then he'll cheer her on and maybe she'll cheer him on and then he's like um but i won't do this i won't i but i won't do a butt slap because like maybe like um but maybe i'll do like a fist bump or something like that so just like his elaborate plan to make her like him again
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
And it's obviously going to fail because ultimately Sierra's like, yeah, I'm not going to come. Yeah.
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
So he's like, well, whatever I was doing in the house is clearly not that effective. So I think it's just like going to be like me. Like it's just time for me to be me and have fun and get like my fucking mojo back. Bitches.
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
Yeah. And so then Gabby's like, I don't know who in the universe I pissed off to warrant going to New Jersey and then spending an afternoon playing kickball in the same week. Please no more of this. Please no more.
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
I agree. She's been so quiet all season, but like this episode, she is speaking to my soul.
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
And so Lindsay, the way Lindsay goes in on this was so funny.
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
future like it's still an inaction and he wasted more money i just like i can't i was like oh my god she's so i didn't even think about that but it's true like it's just more money spent on something that's like not even opening this isn't an opening this is just something to you know to say that you're doing something but you're not actually doing anything well in his defense which i can't even believe i'm going to defend him but in his defense you know he's starting small he's starting with what he can afford the van he's got the drinks he's got the ice
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
Yeah. It's not unlike Sonia Morgan's Sonia Morgan's whole like friends and family fashion show that she did, though. And then, well, to be fair, Tonya did finally get into that until, like, what was it? Century 21. And then Century 21 closed. Yeah. So, anyway, Gabby is like, yeah. She's like, yeah, it was an expensive event. I mean, like, and I appreciate that he had a ceviche.
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
And he's like, ceviche? Okay. And there was burrata and there was shrimp. She's like, okay, great.
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
i was talking to my friend laura who just had a baby and i was like oh are you so glad you could eat sushi again because like that's what everyone says like oh my god i had to go nine months i couldn't have sushi i couldn't have like like soft cheeses and stuff she goes she goes no she's like i just want to have cold cuts i couldn't have cold cuts for nine months i just thought that was so funny you're gonna have cold cuts either oh my no you can't no wonder babies come out crying god they can't have fucking anything cigarettes alcohol cold cuts burrata damn
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
That's why Jennifer Aiden was such a monster in Jersey Mike's, because she was like tapping into her infant self, being like, hey, baby, I haven't had a cold cut in nine months.
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
Gabby's like, yeah. She was like, Carl and my parents met at a soccer game last year, and then I slid into his DMs, and I was like, hmm. And so Gabby pulls down her Uchi sunglasses, because she had to mark out the G, I guess. But she was like, you can tell, she was like, I am not going to mark out all the Gucci. I spent like $1,000 on these sunglasses. You're going to see that these are Gucci.
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#2790 Summer House 0908 Part Two: Soft Launch
Well, the G was missing because it said Uchi on the side. And I'm assuming she put some tape on it, on the G. It said U-C-C-I. So, unless that was like a protest.
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Just a protest about how she didn't get to go to Italy for the wedding, maybe.
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Yeah, the one, like when Carl went to the soccer game.
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And so she's like, um, if you have a girl who's sliding into your DMS before you've even broken up and you're still engaged to walk down the aisle in two months, that's the kind of girl you want to bring around. Well, which is like rude that Lindsay is now like shaming the girl, shame Carl, but she's like, you want to sit there?
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you want to sit there to the world and lie to the world being like, I didn't even know what I was going to, that I was going to walk into that breakup conversation. And she's right. Because that whole thing that Carl said, like, I didn't even know. I like walked up there. I was like, I didn't even know what I'm going to do. It's like, you knew you were already talking with Lil.
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And you're just like maintaining this image of the world that you're just like, poor Carl.
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And Kathy's like, um, I think that's exactly what it's supposed to be. Like that's the whole point.
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See what I did there? Ron is winking to the camera for people who only listen to the audio.
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So she's like, are you going to confront him? Oh, it's great. I love Lindsay being mad.
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Bailey gets invited to the – Bailey had two scenes in a row. She had two different locations she got to go to this episode. It's wild.
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Maybe even millions. Yeah. But like she made it clear the day that we met that she hooks up with people exclusively and I want to respect that. And also I made us exclusive so I can finally hook up with her. So, you know, if all the right reasons and she makes me like not want to hook up with other people. Yeah.
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Softly. She's like, all right, not today. That was pretty hard to take, and I needed to be softer, but that's okay.
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We need to take a soft. So then more people arrive, and Paige is like, I can't believe Kyle and Amanda are in Italy, and I'm here playing kickball with you guys. This makes me actually almost want to call up Craig and hang out. Just kidding. Never.
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I have a question. Can we invite Craig here and put him right in front of home base so that every time someone kicks the ball, it just hits him right in the nose? That'd be wonderful.
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so it's so good i feel like for some for some reason on summer house whenever they gossip i feel like i'm part of the gossip i'm always like oh my god i think i don't know no other show gives this effect to me but for some reason on summer house when they sit down and they're like guess what i just heard isn't this terrible i always feel like i'm just sitting there receiving the gossip myself this is my own parasocial
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But, yeah. And Jesse's like, nobody can compare it to the orgy beast. Oh, Solomon beast. West beast. Oh, I can do it too, guys. Solomon. West, West, Westling beast. So good at this. I'm like young again.
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soon don't make it as big of a deal so you can see their real personality after they get what they want you know yeah do like like three dates or something just because if you do it on the first date it's not a slutty thing it's just more like then you just won't hear from them again probably and so this way you can because because guys are awful and so this way at least you can get like two more free meals out of it and then maybe learn about them
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since when is dating like that you get free meals out of god well i think in straight dating you're supposed to like the guys really for the meal yeah i'd date more you know gender roles gender roles they're all they're you know all those straight people are up with their gender roles that's why they all go nuts You know, guys are like, I'm not supporting my family. I'm not supporting my wife.
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But gay guys can just be like, are you going to Sondheim tonight? You know, so it's great. Yeah, we can be like, oh my God, I'm not supporting a family or a wife. Yes, queen, yes! I know. Why do you think all these straight relationships go so bizarre? Because it's always like a guy who's like, I'm 42 and I haven't gotten to where I want to be to sport. Cause I've got to be a guy.
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I got to be a man supports my, my, my wife and my kids and everything. And then the wife has got to be like, I want to have my kids, you know? So they all have their, they just have a disaster. But like, if you're gay, you can just go to brunch. Yeah. If you're gay, just go to brunch and deal with your self-loathing. That's it.
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And they're poking a hole in his, like, carefully crafted veneer. So then Emeril's talking to Bailey, because he knows that, like, if he tells anything to Bailey, it's going to go into the vault, because no one talks to Bailey. He's like, I'll just tell you something, and it'll just go off into nowhere. So Bailey's like, so, how is it in the house?
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Because I think he's purposely telling Bailey, so she'll go immediately tell Lexi.
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I'm just joking, because she's like, she's like, she's like Bailey.
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It was off then, sorry. Yeah, sorry, I cranked it up to 10 there for a second. You were so serious. Yeah, I was like, what, what? No, the joke is that Bailey, like, no one... Yeah, I get it now, yeah. But I was like, huh? So here's what I was thinking. When I came up with the joke, I was like, here's the concept.
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Okay, so... Emeril is talking and he's like, yeah, we were in bed and we were, yeah, I had a crazy, I brought two girls back and we were in bed and we were all naked. And then Jesse barged in and he's drunk and he just like, well, just ended with him getting his toes sucked, but like playfully, you know? And then like, he didn't do anything, but like, you know, so I got to bring that up to him.
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You know, I just, I should have brought it up Sunday, but my brain was dead. So I don't think Lexi's going to like that. That's not great. Anyway, glad you got all this information. Enjoy and feel free to share it with Lexi.
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You're being so Jesse Solomon right now. It's like crazy how Jesse Solomon you're being and you're not even singing yet. He's like, yeah, well, it can only be me. Well, did you tell Sierra? He's like, what? But like, it just happened the night before last. And she's like, I was making a joke because you guys were flirting.
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You know, last weekend, if Lexi were here, you would have had your balls chopped off and it would have been hilarious. 1000%.
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Yeah. So Jesse is like, yeah, I mean, what is she saying? And she's like, nothing, but I have eyes and I'm not an idiot. Although apparently I didn't have eyes when I looked at Craig the first time and said, good, I wanted to waste three years with this person. So Gabby's like, yeah, we all saw it. We all have eyes and everyone saw it. Everyone in the house saw it. Yeah. And I have a brain too.
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don't say the P word in the new and the NJ state. So now Carl and Carl's talking to Lil and, um, he's like, so hot. I'm sweating right now. I gotta say hello. I gotta cool off. And then people were drinking and enjoying it and everything. And people are eating stuff. And, and then Lil is, um, talking to Sierra saying, um, That's just like small talk around the party.
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I just want to add. Yeah. And I have ears and I've got like lips and eyes and yeah. It's like, are we comparing body parts right now? I think we are. Okay. Let's get out of this loop.
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Well, it's great to have everyone here at the Friends and Family launch a soft bar. Whoa, we're halfway there, living on a prayer. Reference to New Jersey, Jon Bon Jovi. Couldn't make it today, unfortunately. Too bad. Anyway, I just want to say that I like working for an alcohol brand, Loverboy. We launched Loverboy, not alcohol, NA, as some people call it.
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And I had this epiphany last year, and I went into one of those stores that sell Loverboy, not elk, but they don't have anywhere you can sit and enjoy them. I'm like, yeah, no 7-Elevens have a place to sit and enjoy anything.
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Wait a second. Where's the cafe area of this Walgreens? And that's why I'm launching tables. And people can sit at them if they want to. Yeah. They're called soft tables. And they don't really stand up, but they're soft and they're nice. So anyway, so Brian and I hit it off about six months ago, and we started workshopping this concept of tables and chairs in a 7-Eleven. And that didn't work out.
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But either way, I'm very passionate about this space because I've seen people not only like myself in recovery needing an option and needing alternatives, but I've seen people that are pregnant, wild, raging bitches who are pregnant, who are mean and don't answer phone calls and are really cruel to people who broke up with them. And there's space for them.
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They need to have a space to be able to drink things.
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Go ahead, me. I was just going to say, people who are really nasty human beings but give really good, hard, and tender hugs, they deserve a place to drink and to sit while they do it.
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thanks so after this after well carl goes off to towel down his layer of sweat gabby and bailey sit on lawn chair so bailey's gonna get to actually be in like a group combo which is very exciting and jesse sits down he's holding two drinks and sierra's like jesse are you double fisting and i was like enough about the foursome okay can we just like talk about the scene
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Well, I went into Emerald's room to see who he was having a threesome with, which, by the way, I feel like not enough time has been also spent with the idea that he just walked into a threesome. Like, I actually think that's, like, A, it's crazy. It's also, like, it's inappropriate. Like, they're having sexy times. You don't just, like, walk in on people having sex.
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So finally, Carl is like, you know, so the plan is to have a space ready for January of 2025. But in the meantime, our Sprinter van is going to be doing pop ups all around the city. So get excited in the cold winter to stand outside on the sidewalk and drink some non-alcoholic drinks.
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Although I know that it's, like... Like, I guess in a porno, like you would do that. And I guess people do it, but I just kind of think it's a, there's a little bit of a boundary issue there too, where he's just like, well, I want to see who was having sex. So I just walked in.
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you know i also just i know i also just feel like it's more respectful to the women like it's a little disrespectful to the women because they made a choice that they wanted to have a threesome with emerald but they didn't make it they didn't say and i want someone a stranger to walk in and sit down and watch us like i actually think it's it sounds like it'll everything was ultimately fine and consensual and everything but i just think it's like i just like why do you think it's like cool just to walk into a room where there's a threesome going on let them you know do their thing it's about fucking etiquette
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You know, like, come on. Big deal. Oh, okay. Casual toe suck. Yeah, I mean, somebody just happened to put their mouth on my toe. And I said, like, that's as far as you can go. And Bailey's like, did you think how Lexi would feel? Because are y'all dating now? Is it official official? Because by the way, you're on speakerphone with her right now.
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my favorite thing is that when jesse solomon when his smile like when when he is like like a bad thing dawns on him when his smile slowly like fades into like this frown because he also as big as his smile is his frown is equally as big and whenever his smile goes all the way down into a frown it is so funny to me because it always happens very slowly and then he was like and his teeth are still both showing both rows are still showing too which is funny
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like when the term like the term crestfallen is based off of him because it looks like a moon literally fell onto his chin so um jesse's like i thought yeah i already said this part well i feel like i had such a good weekend and i was like such a good boy and now everything's being like you're flirting with ciara and you're getting your so talked because you did both those things by the way so that's why people are saying that so um anyway so jesse's like the toe sucking in my mind it's just like not a thing like
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What I think is an actual big deal is people thinking up there with Ciara. So I got to tell Lexi about this, like, right away.