Carly

He's four months old.

Thank you. He's tiny.

Thank you. He's tiny.

Thank you. He's tiny.

Yes, the best. So good. When does that change?

Yes, the best. So good. When does that change?

Yes, the best. So good. When does that change?

My name's fine, but everyone else will change names. Perfect. Just because.

My name's fine, but everyone else will change names. Perfect. Just because.

My name's fine, but everyone else will change names. Perfect. Just because.

Actually, my mom, my name was Sierra. And then she was putting my nursery together and she heard a Carly Simon song. So she changed it. What? My dad came home. He was like, why does her room say Carly now?

Actually, my mom, my name was Sierra. And then she was putting my nursery together and she heard a Carly Simon song. So she changed it. What? My dad came home. He was like, why does her room say Carly now?

Actually, my mom, my name was Sierra. And then she was putting my nursery together and she heard a Carly Simon song. So she changed it. What? My dad came home. He was like, why does her room say Carly now?

I was so excited when I saw the prompt. I was like, yes. So you can't wait to hear Monica go, oh, my God.

I was so excited when I saw the prompt. I was like, yes. So you can't wait to hear Monica go, oh, my God.

I was so excited when I saw the prompt. I was like, yes. So you can't wait to hear Monica go, oh, my God.

Yeah, let's hear it. Yes. So it was in 2013. I was a couple of years out of college. I met. This guy, we won't name him. When I was in college, he just lived in the college town, but he didn't actually go to school. One of those. And he'd sold weed. So that's a big part of the story. He was a dirtbag. Not my proudest boyfriend moment.

Yeah, let's hear it. Yes. So it was in 2013. I was a couple of years out of college. I met. This guy, we won't name him. When I was in college, he just lived in the college town, but he didn't actually go to school. One of those. And he'd sold weed. So that's a big part of the story. He was a dirtbag. Not my proudest boyfriend moment.

Yeah, let's hear it. Yes. So it was in 2013. I was a couple of years out of college. I met. This guy, we won't name him. When I was in college, he just lived in the college town, but he didn't actually go to school. One of those. And he'd sold weed. So that's a big part of the story. He was a dirtbag. Not my proudest boyfriend moment.

He was cute. You know, in college, you're drinking a lot. We met at a party and it was fun. That continued for a couple of years, but it was never great. But yeah, so we eventually broke up. But I should have mentioned this earlier. He was into graffiti. Graffiti gangs are called crews. I don't know if you guys know anything about this. I'm like so embarrassed to tell this story.