Carol Lee

I didn't know there were Tamagotchi characters. I thought it was just like the little thing. Yeah, isn't it just like a little blob?

Do they look different? I just thought they were all blobs.

I'm going to look it up.

Someone told me that Tamagotchi is back.

But I'm pretty sure they're back.

I'm sorry, yeah.

I'm not gonna lie, the Tamagotchi characters are not that cute.

Yeah.

Gotta adopt a little Jared.

It's not that you're not uncool. It's that you're sad. Those are different, Matt. But you're also uncool. Sorry. Oh, right.

They come together.

If it makes you feel any better, Taylor, my mom told me my middle name was Sarah, and then when I got married, my birth certificate just had the letter J, and I was like, who the heck was Carol J. Lee? It was just a letter, and she was like, you know, they messed it up, never bothered fixing it. So my middle name is just a random letter.

I know. It was very confusing when I was like, I don't even know if you're marrying the right person, Zach. I'm so sorry. Yeah.

Finding Carol J. Lee.

Was high-end trailer trash?

And they were like, what does this person look like? And I pulled up your picture just from the internet. It was like you with the mullet and the glasses. And they were like, this person looks like they would have a fanny pack of babies. And I was like, yeah.

I do now. What does the J stand for instead of J Maas?

Oh, yeah.

Is it a pile on?

Write a new one.