Caroline O'Donoghue

Oh, wow. What a tale. Fuck me. That's so good.

Oh, wow. What a tale. Fuck me. That's so good.

I honestly just feel like an incredible magic trick has been pulled on me in that I was looking in the wrong place the whole time. And I thought this was a story of just two rich bitches who had nothing else to do, who were being petty and funny. But there's so much more. It's Charles is broke. He's flat broke. And so is Celeste. And they're trying to maintain this weird fucking...

I honestly just feel like an incredible magic trick has been pulled on me in that I was looking in the wrong place the whole time. And I thought this was a story of just two rich bitches who had nothing else to do, who were being petty and funny. But there's so much more. It's Charles is broke. He's flat broke. And so is Celeste. And they're trying to maintain this weird fucking...

It's very Desperate Housewives. It's very like turn of the century Desperate Housewives.

It's very Desperate Housewives. It's very like turn of the century Desperate Housewives.

Yes. And the idea of the one sapphire in the family. It's so crazy. And they got the artist's widow involved. That poor woman is grieving.

Yes. And the idea of the one sapphire in the family. It's so crazy. And they got the artist's widow involved. That poor woman is grieving.

Fuck. This is huge.

Fuck. This is huge.

I love Jane still. All these other people. Yeah. I don't know. I think, yeah, Jane should sort of have some kind of a tarot affair with the hot boyfriend because I don't like the idea of him being caught up in this. I think he's too pure.

I love Jane still. All these other people. Yeah. I don't know. I think, yeah, Jane should sort of have some kind of a tarot affair with the hot boyfriend because I don't like the idea of him being caught up in this. I think he's too pure.

And she can buy all the things she likes. What a story. So she's just like, I've had it with these hoes. Bye. Like, fuck.

And she can buy all the things she likes. What a story. So she's just like, I've had it with these hoes. Bye. Like, fuck.

God, and those women are just still out there somewhere scheming. You know what I mean? Yes. I do think there are people in this world who like, they can't live unless there's a scheme going. You know, they're like running some kind of private con within their whole life. But to them, it's not even a con. It's just some kind of weird form of contorted justice.

God, and those women are just still out there somewhere scheming. You know what I mean? Yes. I do think there are people in this world who like, they can't live unless there's a scheme going. You know, they're like running some kind of private con within their whole life. But to them, it's not even a con. It's just some kind of weird form of contorted justice.

They just think they just deserve this thing. It's so fucked up. Right.

They just think they just deserve this thing. It's so fucked up. Right.

I'm so honored. I really think this is up there. If there was a normal gossip, like a MoMA for normal gossip. Power rankings. Yeah, the Noga or whatever. If there was a museum, there would be that chair with the vagina print on it, the bird lamp, and this fig. And I feel so proud to be part of it. Wow.

I'm so honored. I really think this is up there. If there was a normal gossip, like a MoMA for normal gossip. Power rankings. Yeah, the Noga or whatever. If there was a museum, there would be that chair with the vagina print on it, the bird lamp, and this fig. And I feel so proud to be part of it. Wow.