Caroline

Phenomenally, Phoebe is good at sex.

Rachel, I think, is a pillow queen.

I don't think Rachel does a lot in bed.

Rachel certainly gets by on being the hottest cheerleader.

Yeah, absolutely she gets by on that.

Totally.

Here's how you do it.

Because Monica lost her virginity so late, but she was so, like when we meet Monica when she's Fat Monica, Fat Monica is like a delicious person.

She's so like bubbly and full of like weird, like private girl passion.

You're like, oh, that's the girl who's been masturbating for a long time.

And reading a long time.

Reading a lot of erotic fiction from the library.

Fat Monica read Shirley Conran's lace.

The way I've been like, I don't know, this sort of metaphor came to me not too long ago and it's been playing on my mind ever since.

Sometimes I think of the place of sex in our lives is like, if you think of like, think of a map of London and you think of all these little, not royal parks, but like nature preserves that you see in these London neighborhoods that are like,

And here is our stag beetle loggery.

And here is where we must preserve so the blackbirds can build their nests or whatever.

It's like the role of sex in the human life is that this is in this kind of lives that we lead that is swilling with information and small devices and blinking red lights and like things and tasks that like primates and chimps are not supposed to do.

Like sex is the one part of our lives where things get to be sort of natural and where like- This is what a chimp would do.

This is what a chimp would do.