Carrot Top

So that's the tradition based off of syphilis, and they still do this shit today.

Yeah, and the guys with the most money had the biggest wigs.

That's why they call them big wigs.

It all started with these two brothers that were royals.

Was it brother or a guy and his cousin?

I forget.

But these guys were royals in France, and these guys were like the socialites.

They were the celebrated people, and they started losing their hair because they're freaks.

They're probably fucking up a storm over there, and they're catching syphilis.

And they got holes in their face and shit, and they smell awful, and their fucking hair is falling out.

So they just get a wig.

And then other dudes say, I want to be like him, so they got wigs.

And then a bunch of people started getting syphilis, and they covered it up with wigs.

But that's crazy to me that you're almost celebrating having syphilis by getting a bigger wig.

Well, you know what it is?

It's like you're not celebrating syphilis, but since everybody's wearing a wig, your wig is the dopest wig.

That's right.

You've got to have the dopest one, right?

Isn't it crazy that it's all because of sexually transmitted diseases?

It's crazy that's our first export, syphilis.