Carrot Top

If that father, that priest, was telling the truth, you're celebrating a monster.

You're celebrating literally like a mass murderer who would go to another country.

I mean, but it's believable when you think about history.

Bro, that's all they did back then.

I mean, everybody conquered everybody at one point or another.

Yeah, and when there was no internet, you could get away with a lot.

A whole lot.

No one knew you were coming.

You're coming with boats.

You're fucking people up.

You're taking all their shit.

And when you land places, you're, like, it was, this is probably the only time in history where a boat can land in a place and it's not hostile.

In America, when boats come here, it's like, oh, we're good.

But for the most part, most boat travel's not hostile.

It's like, oh, look, a big boat full of people.

They're going to come eat at our restaurants.

And strange people from a different land are going to come and enjoy what we have to offer here in Portugal or wherever you are.

Some people are counting on that.

Bro, it used to be a boat showed up.

You didn't know it was on it.