Carrot Top

It's just the performance was, it wasn't exciting.

If you watch that fight, that fight wasn't a good fight.

You know, Buchecha didn't wrestle.

At a high level.

If you're going to be a jiu-jitsu guy and everybody knows you as a multiple world champion in jiu-jitsu and you're fighting in MMA, son, you better have some.

Take downs.

Because ain't nobody going to want to be fucking grappling with you.

How many times have you watched a high-level jiu-jitsu match between two black belts, and it starts in a standing position, and no one goes down at all for like 10 minutes?

They're just tying up.

There's no good shots.

There's no one threatens to take someone down.

Everyone's afraid to commit.

Oh, when you start on your ass in class, then you never practice your takedown.

Start on your knees.

But it's also that no one wants to take a chance and open themselves up to getting caught, right?

So you don't want to dive in for a double and then get caught in a guillotine.

It's like, hey, fuck sitting on your ass.

Like...

Take me down, bitch.

You want me on the ground?